tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21895341947199353502024-03-13T13:55:55.038-04:00Oh, I'm Sorry...WHAT?!The story of the ridiculousness that is my lifeLizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.comBlogger205125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-42307473870930841742015-09-01T15:05:00.002-04:002015-09-01T15:05:50.062-04:00Ohhhh Hey Guys...It's Me...LizzieSooo guess who's back?!?! I had resurgence of energy and ridiculousness happening in my life and I feel like I'm ready to share! <br />
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First - elephant in the room - where the hell have I been the past year?! How has it even been a year?! But not to deflect - honestly - I don't really know! Work/life has just gotten the better of me and I don't really have any other excuse. So apologies to all you lil followers. I know how I feel when my fave blogger falls off the face of the Earth and it's not pretty!<br />
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Second - this is the reason I'm back on the sauce...the blog sauce that is...guess who's back in the dating game?! This girl!! And let me tell you something - it's sucks just as much as before! I mean full disclosure - I never really got "out" of the dating game - it was more that no one wanted to play this game with me. Haha. BUT I seem to be sending out good vibes to alllll the wrong people - so that equals...dating mania!! Here are 2 quick stories - yes actual stories from real life - </div>
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<li>I was "dating" this fella - he's 40 - for a lil over a month. Moving along - things going in the right direction. I wasn't head over heels - but it was fun to have someone and nice to have someone pay attention to me. I finally tell all my friends about him and my mom (she never is allowed to find out until I'm ready...moms say silly things)...and LITERALLY the next day I get this text at 11 AM ON A MONDAY...I REPEAT 11 AM ON A MONDAY...</li>
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<li>I had been talking to this guy...again 42 so we should be past the "I'm a bachelor and I'm 29 living in a frat house". We had made plans to go out this evening (last week). So I texted him last night saying - "Hey still good for tomorrow? Let me know where/when you'd like to meet. Looking forward to it!" This is the response I received:<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So there you have it folks...game on!!! I'm so thrilled to be dating - I can't even contain myself! BUT I just keep telling myself...LIZZIE THERE'S A LID TO YOUR POT SOMEWHERE...YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THAT SUCKER...EVERYONE OUTA MY WAY!</div>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-35560138293155505462014-05-20T15:17:00.002-04:002014-05-20T15:17:43.923-04:00New Obsessions Tuesday<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">FINALLY it's slightly warm outside - like I didn't wear a coat at lunch warm. Soooo with this warmer weather comes some new things that I've seen/done/tried/love. Enjoy! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">1. Run - DO NOT WALK - (or do walk if you're like me and will most likely trip and fall if you run with such excitement) to see <i>Neighbors</i>. It was absolutely hilarious! I related on so many levels and just laughed so hard. Even though I don't live in a house, with a husband and/or a child, I DO live in an apartment and have found myself becoming more and more like "that old cranky biotch in 12D". The "kids" across the hall throw these ragers and if I stay in on a Friday night - it's because I need sleep - NOT because I want to hear them. I may or may not be jealous that I wasn't invited, but that's not the point. Anywho...it's a must see. And can I please add...when did Zac Efron get so freaking hot?? Why am I a cougar?! Do you think he'll go out with me?!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">2. I'm totes obsessed with this new Bobbi Brown blush/lip stuff/amazingness. It's called "<a href="http://www.bobbibrowncosmetics.com/product/2323/20488/Makeup/Cheeks/Blush/Pot-Rouge-for-Lips-Cheeks/SS12/index.tmpl" target="_blank">Pot Rouge for Lips & Cheeks</a>". </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I have it in "Pale Pink". It's fantastic. I use it for both and it's so easy to throw in your bag and take with you at night. They have a bunch of colors and it's great for that "dewey" or "glowy" look. I highly recommend it!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">3. You guys - I've jumped on the "Oil Pulling" bandwagon. I've gone there. If you don't know what it is, here's a quick overview <a href="http://thebeautydepartment.com/2014/03/kitchen-beautician-8/" target="_blank">read this</a>. I use Coconut Oil and I've been doing it for over a week now. I'm giving it at least 2 weeks before I'm going to even look for "results". If nothing else, my mouth feels a lot cleaner. I do it first thing in the morning - basically I keep a teaspoon and the oil in my bathroom - I get up, take a teaspoon and begin to swish! During the 20 minutes, I take my shower, start to do makeup, make my bed, etc., basically my morning routine. The first time I thought it was FOREVER, but now it kinda goes by quickly. There are so many benefits, so I'm really hopeful this works!! </span></div>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-65507424368249099692014-05-06T15:41:00.002-04:002014-05-06T15:49:19.699-04:00NUT CAP SHELL<div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So Spring has Sprung…apparently. According to my allergies at least. According to actual temperatures…not so much. I'm hoping for a lil warm up soon! A little update on my life…some positive,
some not so much. BUT I know I've been a
lil MIA, so this should cover the past few weeks. It's a lil "Pro Con Pro"…sorority
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">+ I went to Chicago & Houston to see some very
fabulous friends.<br /><span style="text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span></span></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->In Chicago we did a lil shopping, caught up with
old friends, ate/drank (are you seeing a theme here?!), went to RPM (which we ordered
just about everything on the menu and it was all amazing - despite not seeing
G&B - it was a fabulous time), and we went out and pretended to be young
again. All in all - a fantastic
trip. Chicago is one of my fave cities -
the people are great the food is great - so much good going on there!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;">·</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 7pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;">In </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;">Houston
I went to a rodeo, ate some amazing food, drank some amazing margs and </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;">beers outside and yup - went to a Crawfish
Boil.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;">It was pretty much one of the best
weekends ever - further fueling my "maybe I SHOULD move to Texas and just succumb
to the fact that I might belong there" theory.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">- I had to sit in a doctor's office waiting for an
appointment and this was what I dealt with:</span></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->A guy bringing his dog in a little bag and pretending
like no one is seeing it. Did I mention
this was a doctor's office?! And the dog
would bark and the guy would just like look around like nothing was going on -
still pretending he wasn't trying to stealthily sneak a dog into his
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receptionist that she didn't have time to wait (like the rest of us are all
just free birds with nothing else to do but wait for the doctor). Then she was filling out a form for her and
her husband and she looked at him and goes "what is your
birthday". Ummm what?! This is your husband. He was like - "you don't
know?!". To which she replied
"I can't remember everything."
If that relationship isn't rock solid I don’t know what is. Annnnd then she proceeded to call someone
they were discussing a "whore monger"…she was a real peach.</span></div>
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interest of the whole waiting room to hear her play whatever ridiculously loud
game she was playing on her phone.
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">+ My co-workers and I decided to organize a House Crawl
this past weekend. It was pretty much
amazing. We went to 3 different
apartments, had shirts made, drank too much and just kinda fratted out a
bit. It was a really good bonding
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">+ My sister and I met Mindy Kaling. Yup - that's right - got a picture and
all. We went to an event at Bliss that
she was at and next thing we kenw we were lined up waiting to see her…and then
all of a sudden we were in a photo booth with her. My sister sat on her lap, we had 4
"poses"…one of which my sister gave her a noogie. Sooo that happened. She was as awesome and fun as you would think
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">+ I did a massive Spring Cleaning - got rid of 4 bags of
clothes (donated them of course) and just really cleaned things up!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">- I had to go through stuff I hadn't seen in years...including
things I prob wish I never saw again. I.e.
cards from old boyfriends, things I thought I threw out, cards/notes from
people I don't even know who they are…aka "Can't wait to see you when you
get back. Have fun with your
family. Love you!! John". Ummmmm I don’t
or remember one person named John. I
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good! It's a new show on Broadway and I definitely
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other night. I wasn't expecting to like
it as much as I did - honestly I laughed out loud in more m parts than
not. It wasn't like "best movie
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shows/watched these shows - you need to get on board stat - Southern Charm &
Chrisley Knows Best. Honestly - they are
both so amazing. I literally died over
Christly Knows Best - I can't even handle that family. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">+ There's a new hot guy in my apartment building - on my
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">- I stood at the elevator with said gentleman the other
day and iddn't know what to do - so we just stood there awkwardly in silence
waiting. Then we got in…I wiped the
drool from my mouth …and I was so distracted I forgot to push the button to go
to the bottom floor….so up we went to the top!
Then I casually/awkwardly/Lizzie-esque had this convo:<br /> Me: Soooo did you just move in?<br /> Him: Nope been here for about 6 months.
How long have you been here?<br /> Me: Four years. (this is going
swimmingly)<br /> Him: How do you like it?<br /> Me: It's good - nice and quiet. <br />
ANNNNND scene! Not only was that one of the
lamest things for me to say - we reached the ground floor and out he went…haven't
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-42043845918930537532014-03-07T14:19:00.002-05:002014-03-07T14:19:11.578-05:00Just A Lil Update<div class="MsoBlockText">
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<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Guys. I was ALONE at the <a href="http://ohimsorrywhat.blogspot.com/2014/02/bus-wars.html" target="_blank">bus stop with the woman I hate</a>! Just me and her! Basically I was there first. She freaking stands beside me to the right (line forms to the left lady) and shoves her way on first. AND she was wearing that stupid hat & an even stupider fur/blanket/fugly coat. I just can't with this woman!</span><div style="text-align: center;">
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douche! My feelings towards him have
drastically changed. Love Andi for doing
what she did. I'm Team Nicki all the way
- I can't bear listening to Claire's voice anymore! Teen Mom - Janelle - really with the
baby?! RHOBH - this reunion is going to
be off the chain. Scandal - back and
better than ever - LOVE!! Just started
True Detective - get involved!<br /></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Took a Pilates class…thought it would be nice and
relaxing. Welp I was the only one in the
class. Good news - I got a great
workout. Bad news - I worked out really
hard and was sweating like a maniac.</span><div style="text-align: center;">
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<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Felt extremely old the other night…took my my younger
sister and a "girl" I used to BABYSIT for out for dinner & DRINKS. I mean what?!
There are 4 "girls" and the <i>youngest</i> is now in high
school. For some reason that hit me like
a lead balloon…or possibly a wrecking ball.</span><div style="text-align: center;">
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<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Went to the Penrose on Saturday night with a great
little group! So much fun catching
up!! My 2 favorite law students, my
sister & Anna. Basically we were
there so long and drank so much that they gave us free drinks. Is this not the best place ever?!<br /></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">After said drinks/dinner Anna and I went to another bar
where this exchange proceeded to happen…<br />Guy walks up to us completely bombed.<br />Anna: "Can I help you with something?"<br />Guy: "I'm from Wyoming."<br />Me: "That's nice - is there something you needed?!"<br />Guy: "I'm supposed to meet a girl on 82<sup>nd</sup> & 2<sup>nd</sup>"<br />Me: "Well that's where you are…this
bar is between 81<sup>st</sup> & 82<sup>nd</sup>, so you're basically
there."<br />Guy: "How do I get there? I’m not
from around here."<br />Anna: "You're there. Just walk
outside."<br />Guy: "I don’t really know this
girl. It's a 'friend of a friend'."<br />Anna: "Right we get it you met on
Tinder, just go hook up."<br />Guy: "I'm gonna call her because I
don’t know where I need to go. "
Makes phone call. "Ok yah so
she's on 2<sup>nd</sup> & 2<sup>nd</sup> just like I thought. I'll prob just walk there."<br />Anna: "Well you're 80 blocks away,
so good luck."<br />Guy: Acts as if we're wrong. Drunkenly looks at me "your friend is
beautiful." Kisses my hand. "Pleasure
meeting you both."<br />AND SCENE<br /></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm very excited because I'm going to Philly after work
today!! Wahooo!! Can't wait to see Isabella!! </span><div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">We're going to the Flower Show tomorrow and I'm
kinda psyched! My how things have
changed from our visits of yesterday. </span></li>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-21545560737814525002014-03-03T13:35:00.001-05:002014-03-03T13:35:31.371-05:00Oscar Night's Outrageous Outfits<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Happy Monday all you little chickadees! Once again, NYC has snow, awesome, so over it. Sorry that's the end of that. I hope you all had fabulous weekends, I sure did! I'll get to that later this week....because last night...WAS OSCAR NIGHT!!! It's a night I've been waiting for and love - and it did not disappoint! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">First - before I get to all my fashion faves/misses - Ellen did great! I thought there were a few "lulls" that could have been taken out (aka would have made it a lil shorter so I could go to bed), but over all I thought it was great. Loved when she made fun of J Law and Jonah Hill. The pizza was a hit and Brad Pitt handing out paper plates as if he was a room mom in my 1st grade class, just was amazing. The stars seemed relaxed for the most part and all of the jokes were in good fun - which I love! I thought the winners were well deserved, although it was a very tough year. I think Leo was a lil short handed, BUT my boy Matthew is flawless. I really think it was a really hard year to pick just one, I know I had a few in each category that I really thought were outstanding. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">And now...on to the fashion. I saw a lot of neutrals and lace this year. A lot of sparkle, too. Honestly, I didn't have that many that I didn't think looked great. And even those - most weren't horrible - they just fell flat. Soooo here are my hits & misses!</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Favorite Singles:</span></b><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Killing IT!!! Love this color on her and the necklace is perfect. Amazing</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The hair. The color. The cut. All perfection.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Stunning. The beading on this dress is insane. Simple hair & makeup made the look stellar.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap406123075860-lupita-nyongo__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This color is gorg. I'm not sold on the headband, but it's so beautiful.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Classic. So simple and sophisticated.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap993438884780-charlize-theron__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Slayed it. That top and the silhouette is just unreal.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap691576876947-jared-leto__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The bow tie. The hair. The eyes. I die.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap267583709843-amy-adams__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">One of my absolute faves of the night. This color on her and that body of hers. It's not fair.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap224991464506-bradley-cooper__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Looking good Mr. Cooper!</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap27153848414-kerry-washington__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm sorry but could she be any more gorg as a very pregnant woman?! That color is perfect on her.<br /></span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap245084020641-jennifer-garner__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The only way this could be more perfect is if Ben was hanging on her arm.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap172599299184-kate-hudson__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Most of you know about my girl crush on Kate, so this just added to it. This dress on her was so beyond.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap476645404299-naomi-watts__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">That necklace is so gorg. She really just nailed it with the all white and red lip.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Obsessed with this color. And the jewelry is just so on point.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap62205491663-zac-efron__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Am I a cougar or is Zefron just getting really hot?! What is happening?! </span></td></tr>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Favorite Doubles:</span></b><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Flawless. Angie is a bit more "buttoned up" than usual, but she looks great and Brad - classic!</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap509091398729-matthew-mcconaughey-camila-alves__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Can you even?! That dress is beyond and he's so handsome it's not normal. LOVE.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">These 2 just really don't disappoint. Flawless.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap824042305338-olivia-wilde-and-jason-sudeikis__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Once again - they just slayed the carpet. Couldn't be more adorable and gorg.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap228014580788-chris-hemsworth-and-elsa-pataky__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm sorry...she's pregnant with twins guys! How amazing do these 2 look - and that color is just gorg.</span></td></tr>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Not So Much:</span></b><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ap890348662890-anna-kendrick__width_420.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I adore her - but I just didn't like that middle section. The flowers did nothing.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So boring. The top looks like something from 1994 and the shape does zero for her.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><img alt="Oscars 2014: Pharrell and Helen Lasichanh walk the red carpet." src="http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/oscars-2014-pharrell-williams-and-helen-lasichanh-red-carpet__oPt.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Love him - but it's the Oscars. Put some pants on. And her - I can't.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Just way too much black and that dress does zero for her.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Not awful - but something just doesn't seem right.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This made me just feel really blue.</span></td></tr>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-77195250322069621292014-02-27T15:02:00.000-05:002014-02-27T15:02:09.669-05:00It's Going Down...I'm Yelling TINDER!<div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">First off - try to not sing that Ke$ha song for the rest of the day. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Guys….the other night…I had a DATE! No no don't get scared - hell is still as hot
as ever and hasn't frozen over. My
friend Anna strongly urged/made me join Tinder.
Ugh - yes - Tinder. HOWEVER I've heard from numerous others that they've
dated/been on dates with some really great guys, so I figured - what the hell?! Welp - I had my first "Tindate" the
other night…I can't really put into words how I feel about it, so you all can
just be the judge.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Back story…he's 39 years old, in finance, decent looking
(I mean who am I to judge?!), seemed a
lil funny. He messaged me right away
after we "matched" and we started chatting. Normal stuff - nothing crazy. Eventually he asked me to grab drinks and I obliged. I should also mention that he seemed
interested/conscientious - he checked in on me over the long weekend, asked how
my trip to Boston was with my fam, etc.
I was really hopeful for this one.
We/I picked a spot and had a plan to meet there at 8 pm. Now I was really trying to make an effort - I
went home after work, re-did makeup, put
on a cute outfit, did my hair - really trying here. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It was 7:50 pm, so I was literally just
walking out the door when I got a message from him: "Hey,still in the office. I should be
there by latest 8:30. Looking fwd to
it." Basically he pretty much knew he was going to be late considering he
lives downtown and the bar was uptown and would take him about 20 minutes to
get there via subway. Sooo already I'm
annoyed, but I'm really trying here.
Like really trying. Eventually I left
my apt for the bar and we wound up getting there at the same time and had our
awkward first encounter. Phew - that's
out of the way! We sat down and he got
me a beer…so I'm still kinda hopeful…so far so good. Then he opened his mouth…. Annnnnd we're
off! I think the best way for me to recap
this is to transcribe (to my best ability) our
conversations/date/meeting/torture…</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Me: So you just
started a new job, what type of work do you do in finance?<br />
Him: Do you even know anything about
finance?? (condescendingly)<br />
Me: Well I mean basic, I was a business
major, so I know some. <br />
Him: I work on the zippity zorp of the
FGB along side the WPV and the schempes schlemps. …blah blah blah (he pretty
much just used only acronyms and phrases that you would know if you worked at
his job/at his desk/you were him…clearly things I didn't know)</span></div>
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Me: (Smile & nod)….<br />
Him: (No questions about my job)<br />
Me: So Astoria - what made you move there? I've heard great things about it, but haven't
really been.<br />
Him: I was living with my ex-girlfriend
- NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! And I had to move out and clearly I was going to buy
something because I could, so I looked everywhere
and this was the best move. I mean it's
already appreciated in value in the like 3 months I've lived there. But I had to buy like everything new - like everything. I mean I had to buy utensils.<br />
Me: (giggling a bit because that's just
that ridiculous) Utensils - huh? I mean
that's kinda called being a grown up.<br />
Him: Really - like utensils - I had to
buy all new ones because I had nothing.<br />
Me: (changing the subject - or trying
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">**I should also take the time to mention that he was
yawning the entire time. like not little
polite, I'm trying to hide how tired I am yawns, like big huge obnoxious yawns.**</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Him: Sorry - I'm
just really tired - it's not you. I have
to get into work like super early. You probably
don't even understand how early. Like I have
to get there at like 7:45 am.<br />
Me: Oh yah I get it, I'm at work around
8:30 am everyday. <br />
Him: That's like late compared to 7:45
am.<br />
Me: (thinking in my head…yah a whole 45
minutes really means a WORLD of difference)<br />
Him: Oh and I normally drink more. Right now I'm just kind of off it because of
my new job and I'm trying to stay focused.<br />
Me: Totally understand - I don't really
drink much during the weeks and certainly not as much as I used to! (trying to
convey that even if he didn't drink at all it really didn't matter to me)<br />
Him: NO - No I mean I get f*cked up on
the weekends. Like I'm a weekend warrior
(yes folks he referred to himself as a "weekend warrior"). I get f*cked up on Friday, get up Saturday,
run 5 miles, brunch it up and then get f*cked up again. (did I mention he's almost 40?!)<br />
Me: Oh that's fun.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">**Then we had a few other stupid conversations mainly
about how great he is, etc. Still
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Me: I mean we can
totally go if you're tired, want to head home.
(mind you I haven't even finished my beer).<br />
Him: Yah sounds good, let's go.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Game over. Record time
of 45 minutes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Walk home…texting Anna and calling Hazel in Texas to just
debrief. I got home to this message from
him: "I'm sorry I was so lame. I'm usually
not like that. I'mentally and physically fatigued, drained." I just responded (which I shouldn't have even
responded looking back) "no worries".
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cut to me in DC. Discussing
this situation with Hillary & Sydney.
We kinda decided, maybe give him benefit of the doubt if he contacts me
again. I mean he's an ass, but maybe he
was just off - who knows. Saturday
morning comes along…8 am…get a message from him. Sydney and I were screeching a bit - she was
like omg I bet he's just checking on you - kinda nice - let's open it. I open it to find this gem…<br />
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"Hey, wanted to ask, did I look like my photos when u met me? Do I need to
switch it up? Just curious…"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br />Soooo many emotions flew - Sydney and I were screaming
and yelling and ranting and raving. Who has
the balls and audacity to send me that?!?!?!
I mean really?! Did you really
think that was a good idea?? Don't you
have friends you can ask?! What a
D-BAG!! Or as Anna calls him a "tinderk".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Over it! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Done and
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I’m on to the next one</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Somebody bring me back some money please…</span></div>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-16893842005893959692014-02-25T15:45:00.001-05:002014-02-25T15:45:26.073-05:00Party Bus In The House Tonight<div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Guys this past weekend = Sydney's Birthday Bonanza =
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I went down to DC on Friday morning to attend this
blissful event - thankfully it was an uneventful train ride. I couldn't wait to get there!! We were extremely mature on Friday night and we
just went for a very casual dinner with Hillary, home watching programs by 10 pm. Saturday was not so much in the maturity
department. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Amy rolled into town at the delightful hour of 9 am. She caught a grossly early flight out of
Boston to come to Sydney's bday! We decided
it was in our best interest to get a nice big breakfast, so off to IHOP we went. Our server's name was Saba and Sydney kept
referring to her as "Saba the Hut", so you can imagine that our day
was off and running. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hillary, Ruby and others started arriving at Sydney's
around 11 am and that's when it allllll began.
Bottles popped and drinks flowed.
And then the best part…our party bus rolled on up!! Yes folks, that's right, we rented a party
bus to take us to Annapolis for the day for a lil pub crawl. Why you ask…simple…we're just that
mature! Is it not normal for a group of
30+ year old women to roll onto a bus filled with alcohol and drive
about?! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sampson was our driver and he was great. He obliged our pictures, loud music and
overall raucous behavior like a champ! One of Sydney's
co-workers made up this whole spy themed scavenger hunt and it was amaze! She did such a great job - we even got goody
bags!! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">We finally rolled into Annapolis like we owned the joint.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">First stop...Pussers. Yup there's an
actual bar called Pussers. Prob one of the
most disgusting names of a place I could think of, but you know, it was
great. We sat outside on the water,
drank these things called Pain Killers (hard to swallow at first, then they
went down pretty easy!), it was great.
And luckily it was a gorg day - such a tease - but that's another story! After that we went to 2 other bars, grabbed
more drinks and some amaze seafood. We
just really had the best time. I had so
much fun with the girls, there were 10 of us total and it was just perfect. Everyone was soooo fun and the ride back was
more eventful!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">We eventually got on the bus, it seemed like we were only
there for like an hour, but it was really 4!
That's when things began to go south.
And by south I mean everyone was pretty drunk. Did I mention there was a stripper pole on
the bus?? Because there was. Did I also mention we brought a bunch of
snacks…because somehow most of them managed to be spilled on the floor and
became a mushy, gross, disgusting situation.
One of the girls tried to go on the pole, fell to her knees and was
covered in goldfish sludge. Which, side note, she couldn't figure out afterwards why it was like that, like she had bright orange goo on her jeans and she was just like - welp that happened and went out for the night. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Amazing. I literally
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The best part of the whole day, to me at least, I think
really sums up our whole experience. Sydney
and I were getting off the bus (at the end when we got back to her apartment) and
she looks back at me and this was our exchange:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sydney: Ummmm
Lizzie where's my purse?? I can't find
my bag. Should I be concerned??<br />
Me: I mean I'm sure it's around here
somewhere - you had it when we got on, right??<br />
Sydney: I think so. I mean who knows - I guess it's not a big
deal. <br />
Me: Let's look around (look around to a disgusting
mess, bag no where in sight).<br />
Sydney: Ohhh here it is! (Reaches into the trash can - yup the trash
can - and pulls out her Kate Spade as if it was totally normal)<br />Me: Nodding (agreeing that it seemed totally normal)...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">We then proceed to go out to dinner and stay out until
midnight, at least that's when Amy and I called it a night, Ruby & Sydney
rolled in around 3 am. How - no
clue?! Sunday we all felt amazing -
Sydney Uber'd Amy & I a car because she was pretty sure she'd get a DUI if she tried to drive us anywhere. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />It was just such a delightful weekend.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I love seeing my girlfriends and missed the
ones that couldn't make it.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'm a lucky
girl…I have the best most fun most amazing friends a girl could ask for!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ok - sorry that started to get a lil mushy - I've
been all sentimental about these fools lately!!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'll stop now.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Basically if you don’t take public transportation…mainly
the bus…you may not sympathize with my situation. The situation that is the full on bus etiquette
war I'm in with another woman at my bus stop.
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />So every form of public transportation has it's
"rules" and things that people just know about and obey. You get away with not knowing things maybe
your first/second time around. After
that - no chance underpants. Such things
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<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">No speakers (ie cell phones,
boom boxes, video games, etc.)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Not sitting directly on top of another person (if and only if there are no
other seats available)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Elderly, disabled, pregnant people allll get first dibs on seats </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">When going on the escalator down to your train, you stand to the right and
run to the left (might change depending on the city)</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Now those are just a few…however my BIGGEST rule is how
you get onto said transportation. Now in
NYC, at a bus stop, there is typically some sort of line. The first person stands wherever and then
everyone else that arrives stands behind them.
Now of course there are times where it's more of a "cluster",
in these situations, you normally have an idea of who came when and everyone
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">There is this woman at my stop every morning and
seriously - we're in a huge fight. First
let me explain her. She looks like she
has no idea where she is and doesn't know anything, but don't let that fool you
- she knows exactly what she's doing!
She always is wearing a longer trench coat. And my favorite part is her head gear. I can't even describe. She has one hat that kinda looks like this (yes it has fur, too):</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">However, most of the time she wears a scarf around her
head, ties it under her chin, and puts a Yankees bucket hat on top. What?!
Not necessary. It doesn't even
add warmth!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Now the fights…every day she comes sweeping in on the
corner and pretends to not see the 10 other people standing in line. She cuts to the front EVER SINGLE TIME!! So the first few times I let her get away
with it, now my friend it's on. Every
day we're in a war/battle. </span></div>
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the bus on my phone, so when it starts getting close, I position myself to be
in front (not cut necessarily, just be in front to box her out). This morning I shoved myself in front of her,
however there was an older woman to my side with a cane, so I obvi let her go
ahead of me, she was livid! Mainly
because I almost pushed her over. </span></div>
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time I just pretended I didn't see her "merging" into the line, and I
just stayed really close to the guy in front of me not letting her in, she was
soooo pissed off. My blood literally
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-71941604301037303722014-02-14T15:41:00.000-05:002014-02-14T15:41:14.012-05:00Happiest of V-Days!!<div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Happy Valentine's Day Betches!! Haha - not sure why I said that - sounded
better in my head. Anywho…hope all your
little hearts are filled with love! I've
gotten 5 valentine's today already …who's jealy?! 1 from my dad, one from each of my 3 nephews and
1 from CCK's lil girl! I mean I don't
really think it gets much better than that!
ANNND my day's not even over…so valentine's day = winning. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">In the last 24 hours, however, not all things have been
"winning". I've had a few
mishaps along the way and a few things happen that I'd rather not and/or never
thought would happen. Let's discuss…</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">1. We got more
snow. Now I know this isn't going to
turn into a weather rant, but seriously - Pax you are a biotch. Along with each of these lovely days, I've
developed a routine of how I need to prepare for the elements. Huge/puffy/long North Face coat (hood up of
course), huge scarf, boots (preferably that come to my knee), mittens and earmuffs
(that my cousin made for me from an animal of some sort that he hunted…Merry Christmas). You can picture in your head how attractive
and sex-pot-ish I look. Line forms to
the left boys!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">2. With said
elements comes this gross disgusting slush.
It's a mixture of garbage, dirt, snow, sleet, rain and ice…beautiful. And it's cold as a mo-fo…so if you step off
that curb into it…usually you're about calf deep and people - it's miserable! Yesterday, while waiting for the bus, some
idiot thought it was fun to drive like a maniac and spray said
sludge/water/grossness all over me…knee down…never been more angry. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">And then while walking to work this morning
some guy kicked it and it got all over me…it actually hit the 3 inches of my
legs that are not covered by some sort of winter gear…tights out lights out for
me (did that make sense…again…sounded good in my head).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">3. I got a
LinkedIn request from my former landlord in DC.
I immediately texted Sydney who was dying. Like why me?
Why now? Just why?! We used to live in this garden style building,
so there were only about 6 units. He was
a lunatic…spoke with an accent thought he was like this Latin lover. His maintenance guy, Ricky, and him used to
fight ALL THE TIME. And Sydney and I would
put the TV on mute and just listen…best arguments ever. And my favorite one ended like this…screams
screams screams (all in another language) then…landlord to Ricky "I luh
you". </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">What?! If you all could have seen the looks on our faces...I can't even imagine. This was amazing and the best thing I ever
heard. Lesson learned...as much as they fought they always had love for each other. So yah people…we're now LinkedIn
- I'm sure he's going to bring me a lot of professional growth.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">4. Is it weird that
I kinda heart the trifecta that all go medals in last night's Men's Slopestyle?! I mean I feel like their combined age might
add up to someone I could legally date, but I'm kinda smitten. They're just arorbs. And they're pretty bad-ass…those jumps were
no joke. I literally was clenching my
blanket hoping no one would die.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Well I'm off to Boston for the weekend to visit my newbie nephew…couldn't be more excited! I hope
you all have a fabulous Valentine's Day filled with love, laughs & wine
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-90576119914596369852014-02-11T17:27:00.002-05:002014-02-11T17:27:17.198-05:00How To Survive Winter <div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Is anyone else totally over this weather?! I'm usually not one to complain when it comes
to snow/winter - but enough is enough!!
We've had too much and now we're getting more and someone is angry (aka
me). There's not much motivating me
these next few weeks or some amazing beach vacay at the end of this gloomy,
freezing cold tunnel. Wahhhhhh. I do however have a few fun weekend jaunts
coming up, DC for Sydney's bday, Chicago in April and I just booked a lil
trippy to Houston in March. BUT I feel
like I need more to keep me going!! And
work and the gym are simply not cutting it!!
The only thing slightly keeping me afloat is the amazing reality TV that
has been gracing us lately. Here are a
few things that I'm currently obsessed with and my rationale…trust me you'll
need to get involved.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><u>Vanderpump
Rules</u></b> - Now if you haven't already gotten on board…you really need
to. The season is over, but the reunion
specials are on now. This sums it up...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Do yourself a favor
and binge watch it during this next snow storm. It's ahhhmazing. And these kids are no joke cray to the zay. I won't totally spoil things now…I'll give
you till the next reunion show (you have 1 week). And if you think for one second that I wasn't at an event with Jax Taylor last week...YOU'RE WRONG!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><u>Couple's
Therapy</u></b> - Ok so I'm slightly embarrassed by this on…a lil WT, HOWEVER
it's beyond. I mean in one house you
have Taylor from RHOBH, FARRAH from Teen Mom & Ghostface Killah…I'm sorry…WHAT?!?!?! The amount of times that Farrah
"cries"/can't speak/whispers is beyond. And she's there alone…I repeat…she is at
couple's therapy alone. Oh and Taylor cries over green towels. It's just too
much and I can't handle it …oh and did I mention John Gosslin is also on
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><u>The Bachelor </u></b> - Now I haven't tuned into this since Trista
& Ryan. It's seriously been that
long. We used to watch it in college
with wine and friends and it was great - but it lost it's "charm"
when I was watching sober…alone. BUT I stumbled
upon it a few weeks ago and I must say I'm aboard this runaway train. It's a disaster. These girls - I can't. get a hold of yourselves!! If one more 20 something talks about
"settling down" and "ticking clocks" and needing to get
married - I'm gonna scream. I think <a href="http://www.betcheslovethis.com/article/bachelor-recap-juan-pablo-best-week-6" target="_blank">these reviews</a> really nailed it! However, it's
worth it every week to tune into the meltdown that ensues - because don't worry
- there's one every week. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi1555213081" target="_blank">This is my fave</a>...oh Victoria! </span></div>
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Beverly Hills</u></b> - I still can't tell if I hate this or love this. I feel like parts of it are so beyond
ridiculous that I just can't help but sit there laughing. And it's better when they acknowledge how
ridiculous it really is. The one girl
who I think is hilar is Morgan - I kinda wanna be her friend. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Obviously this list is non-exclusive of my original faves…every
RH (meaning every city). Kardashians…I
just can't quit you! Shah's of Sunset…finale
tonight!! </span></div>
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at work when New York was declared a "State of Emergency"…so that's
normal. You know just had to climb over
a few snow mounds, but I made it!
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-19440763559512041582014-01-13T14:06:00.000-05:002014-01-13T14:11:33.941-05:00Global Recap<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hi everyone!! I'm back!! I figured what would be a better way to slither back into your hearts than a good old fashion - fashion recap!! I hope you all enjoyed the holidays and New Years and everything in between. I had a fabulous time...even acquired a new nephew! Now it's back to reality and back to the gym and back to pretending winter is the best time ever! I actually don't mind the cold and I'm kinda weirdly invigorated by this New Year, but last week was more than anyone could handle. Glad to say so long to the Polar Vortex - so glad that's behind us. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, serif;">So last night was the Golden Globes.
I loved it! Most award shows bore me and I don't pay much attention
after the initial opening acts, but last night - so good! I think I also
LOVED most of the movies they were discussing (I haven't seen a few...but RUN
don't walk to Wolf of Wall Street & American Hustle). Tina
& Amy were phenom - they really nailed it and had a few really
good/funny jokes along the way! I was dying! Of course there were a
few awkward moments (aka Diddy & Bono's hug, Jacqueline Bisset's
acceptance speech, etc.), but that's what made it an even better show! Of
course my fave part of any awards show is the fashion and what everyone was
wearing. I've put my faves below (some of them really knocked it out of
the park), my not so faves, and best couples! Enjoy and I promise I'll be
better about my updates...New Year's resolutions and all!<span style="font-size: medium;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cate Blanchett - that lace...amaze!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bLsnzwJZjv4/UtQyZQlZwWI/AAAAAAAACOA/abRTURBUGec/s1600/bradleyc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bLsnzwJZjv4/UtQyZQlZwWI/AAAAAAAACOA/abRTURBUGec/s320/bradleyc.jpg" width="204" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bradley Cooper - let's be honest can he really be <i>not</i> hot?!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Amber Heard - not loving the hair, but that dresh - fabs!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fL-2oNtsUEA/UtQydst71BI/AAAAAAAACPM/t8Zdl0YvObQ/s1600/julia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fL-2oNtsUEA/UtQydst71BI/AAAAAAAACPM/t8Zdl0YvObQ/s320/julia.jpg" width="189" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Julia Louis-Dreyfus - seriously - that body/dress - fits like a glove!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NG-hZvmkZA0/UtQygQP9KVI/AAAAAAAACQQ/y_iBvGh1XD4/s1600/leto.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NG-hZvmkZA0/UtQygQP9KVI/AAAAAAAACQQ/y_iBvGh1XD4/s320/leto.jpg" width="203" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jared Leto - looking good, Jordan!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Julianna Margulies - loving the gold accents and it has pockets!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Reese Witherspoon - my gurrrrl - that color on her - nailed it!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rashida Jones - I was a little on the fence, but she looks adorbs!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C5FG77gFyB0/UtQyf8tajyI/AAAAAAAACPg/H5bY9yMjvb8/s1600/leo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C5FG77gFyB0/UtQyf8tajyI/AAAAAAAACPg/H5bY9yMjvb8/s320/leo.jpg" width="192" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Leonardo DiCaprio - boy looks good in a suit!! </td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eFwLxiBQwOk/UtQygnTTNxI/AAAAAAAACPw/A_qYD60DRT0/s1600/mann.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eFwLxiBQwOk/UtQygnTTNxI/AAAAAAAACPw/A_qYD60DRT0/s320/mann.jpg" width="215" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Leslie Mann - loving her peplum!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9XdjCGgr5UI/UtQygy4PRKI/AAAAAAAACP8/u_6nFvdo2mw/s1600/margot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9XdjCGgr5UI/UtQygy4PRKI/AAAAAAAACP8/u_6nFvdo2mw/s320/margot.jpg" width="225" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Margot Robbie - one of my faves of the night - absolutely flawless!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qheDBEF0R90/UtQyivP5nPI/AAAAAAAACRI/iOccFoPilNM/s1600/mirren.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qheDBEF0R90/UtQyivP5nPI/AAAAAAAACRI/iOccFoPilNM/s320/mirren.jpg" width="185" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Helen Mirren - love the color - style is perfect for her!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--7nD0ThUox0/UtQyiwT6nYI/AAAAAAAACQs/fo3bsGub8es/s1600/nyongo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--7nD0ThUox0/UtQyiwT6nYI/AAAAAAAACQs/fo3bsGub8es/s320/nyongo.jpg" width="204" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #333333; line-height: 12.480000495910645px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: start; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: x-small;">Lupita Nyong'o - she looked stunning!</span></span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OE4qgh8bQtQ/UtQ1zGyNI-I/AAAAAAAACSc/9X9nAOCjgJo/s1600/Kerry.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OE4qgh8bQtQ/UtQ1zGyNI-I/AAAAAAAACSc/9X9nAOCjgJo/s320/Kerry.jpg" width="223" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kerry Washington - gorg all the way around - knows how to dress that bump!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AQypMUJZAps/UtQyjOVkB8I/AAAAAAAACQk/wdNdR7-ITZ4/s1600/olivia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AQypMUJZAps/UtQyjOVkB8I/AAAAAAAACQk/wdNdR7-ITZ4/s320/olivia.jpg" width="212" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Olivia Wilde - love the color - love the bump - does pregnant women proud!<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3je2RYH8NFQ/UtQyZyaVPtI/AAAAAAAACOU/UO54sF6idG8/s1600/channing.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3je2RYH8NFQ/UtQyZyaVPtI/AAAAAAAACOU/UO54sF6idG8/s320/channing.jpg" width="237" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan-Tatum - perfect together - he is just so hoooot!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LnAWDsk4xNc/UtQyaBI5f9I/AAAAAAAACOc/lxDmicBwMxg/s1600/damon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LnAWDsk4xNc/UtQyaBI5f9I/AAAAAAAACOc/lxDmicBwMxg/s320/damon.jpg" width="215" /></a></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o6TPHm0zbOs/UtQydCiJa0I/AAAAAAAACPE/__sZ9Z_WxZU/s1600/hemsworth.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o6TPHm0zbOs/UtQydCiJa0I/AAAAAAAACPE/__sZ9Z_WxZU/s320/hemsworth.jpg" width="212" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Chris Hemsworth & Elsa Pataky - flawless & rumor is she's prego - looking good!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ddwAn9VScYI/UtQyhyT5c4I/AAAAAAAACQc/r-yxGy9vAxk/s1600/matthewm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ddwAn9VScYI/UtQyhyT5c4I/AAAAAAAACQc/r-yxGy9vAxk/s320/matthewm.jpg" width="192" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves - that green velvet blazer - I die!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XjpWuWRBcKo/UtQyk_n1tuI/AAAAAAAACRs/bgj2ocDzBLc/s1600/tinaamy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XjpWuWRBcKo/UtQyk_n1tuI/AAAAAAAACRs/bgj2ocDzBLc/s320/tinaamy.jpg" width="207" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Tina Fey & Amy Poehler - not technically a "couple" - but they looked smashing together!<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Wgv_etIEf1Y/UtQya8dg2MI/AAAAAAAACOo/bme75DNqySI/s1600/amya.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Wgv_etIEf1Y/UtQya8dg2MI/AAAAAAAACOo/bme75DNqySI/s320/amya.jpg" width="224" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Amy Adams - I think the color combo didn't work for me - the fit is perfect - but something was off.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HFhXNoi0v2Q/UtQyYog7KRI/AAAAAAAACOE/mtb5Rj00Amw/s1600/bowen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HFhXNoi0v2Q/UtQyYog7KRI/AAAAAAAACOE/mtb5Rj00Amw/s320/bowen.jpg" width="219" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Julie Bowen - again - the colors were off and the sleeves didn't do anything for her.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hKlH3sDqfz4/UtQyc_tdaNI/AAAAAAAACPA/239W4plEHJI/s1600/drew.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hKlH3sDqfz4/UtQyc_tdaNI/AAAAAAAACPA/239W4plEHJI/s320/drew.jpg" width="228" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Drew Barrymore - just really didn't like this - did zero for flattery.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VzlDgoKWYK0/UtQya8ErEvI/AAAAAAAACOw/7ShxLGjFdgM/s1600/estone.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VzlDgoKWYK0/UtQya8ErEvI/AAAAAAAACOw/7ShxLGjFdgM/s320/estone.jpg" width="216" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Emma Stone - it's allll off.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t96qOAXJ8IQ/UtQycOI4XFI/AAAAAAAACO8/Pzx75ME383U/s1600/hayden.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t96qOAXJ8IQ/UtQycOI4XFI/AAAAAAAACO8/Pzx75ME383U/s320/hayden.jpg" width="211" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hayden Panettiere - didn't like the hair and the cut made her look like a line backer. </td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-F9r056U2ZOU/UtQydglH-mI/AAAAAAAACPQ/gFczNtLkeAg/s1600/jlaw.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-F9r056U2ZOU/UtQydglH-mI/AAAAAAAACPQ/gFczNtLkeAg/s320/jlaw.jpg" width="216" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jennifer Lawrence - love her and wanted to like this, but it just did nothing for me.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2BXbOkZNsiU/UtQyejP8chI/AAAAAAAACP0/HYxZ2DLt83I/s1600/juliar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2BXbOkZNsiU/UtQyejP8chI/AAAAAAAACP0/HYxZ2DLt83I/s320/juliar.jpg" width="219" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Julia Roberts - love from the armpits down...that top?!</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NBkN4nLvHdE/UtQyfCooYlI/AAAAAAAACP4/wsIRqWij_jA/s1600/lena.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NBkN4nLvHdE/UtQyfCooYlI/AAAAAAAACP4/wsIRqWij_jA/s320/lena.jpg" width="221" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Lena Dunham - color is fab, but that just really did nothing for her.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yHvqUnVB_80/UtQykEkJwfI/AAAAAAAACRU/4eEbgpWIl64/s1600/sandra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yHvqUnVB_80/UtQykEkJwfI/AAAAAAAACRU/4eEbgpWIl64/s320/sandra.jpg" width="223" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sandra Bullock - just didn't work for me - and for some reason she looked sad all night, so that didn't help.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-56Seh3i3ry4/UtQykrLcWLI/AAAAAAAACSI/L1YMZeJ9e9g/s1600/taylor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-56Seh3i3ry4/UtQykrLcWLI/AAAAAAAACSI/L1YMZeJ9e9g/s320/taylor.jpg" width="227" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Taylor Swift - didn't hate...but certainly didn't love. </td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E--jQeT5jlo/UtQyk-m7jMI/AAAAAAAACRg/7_Bce4YkkeA/s1600/thompson.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E--jQeT5jlo/UtQyk-m7jMI/AAAAAAAACRg/7_Bce4YkkeA/s320/thompson.jpg" width="208" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Emma Watson - just can't get behind this.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iOXK4P_khs0/UtQymXZKPwI/AAAAAAAACSU/ajbqz9O5Pa4/s1600/zoe.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iOXK4P_khs0/UtQymXZKPwI/AAAAAAAACSU/ajbqz9O5Pa4/s320/zoe.jpg" width="216" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Zoe Saldana - love the fashion risk....didn't like the outcome.</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u-yrg7lOBiA/UtQymuDkjLI/AAAAAAAACSQ/gr6DwNtF8OE/s1600/zooey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u-yrg7lOBiA/UtQymuDkjLI/AAAAAAAACSQ/gr6DwNtF8OE/s320/zooey.jpg" width="227" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Zooey Deschanel - all sorts of wrong - in every direction.</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Happy Wednesday!!! We're almost through the week kids! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Last night I went with a friend to Carnegie Hall to see
Lena Dunham & David Sedaris. It was
entitled "<a href="http://www.metro.us/newyork/entertainment/2013/11/20/lena-dunham-david-sedaris-address-grief-sexism-at-carnegie-hall/">Along
Together At Last</a>". My friend
had an extra ticket, I thought it might be funny, but I didn't really know too
much about David Sedaris before going in.
Pretty sure it was phenomenal! I
Had such a good time and the 2 of them were beyond hilarious.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">They both did readings from their books that are
coming/just came out. David Sedaris also
read an article that he had just written for the New Yorker. <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/10/28/131028fa_fact_sedaris" target="_blank">This article</a> was fantastic. He has the weird side of dark humor
completely captured. I think hearing him
read his work is also such an amazing experience, there are certain ways he
says things that allows you to just know it's "ok" to laugh at
something. He has a number of books out too, one in
particular is next on my list for this time of year - it's called <i><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Santaland-Diaries-David-Sedaris/dp/0349119759/" target="_blank">SantalandDiaries</a></i> in which he talks about his time as an elf at Macy's, green tights
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lena Dunham was equally as hilarious and amazing. She has a new book, <i>Not That Kind of Girl:
A Young Woman Tells You What She’s Learned</i><i><span style="background-color: white; border: 1pt none windowtext; font-size: 9pt; padding: 0in;">,</span></i> coming out and I seriously can't wait to ready
it. She read a few excerpts and I literally
was crying. She's just so real and
seemingly "normal". Even her
stage presence was hilarious - she got on and was like listen I'm probably
going to mispronounce words, fumble, etc., but just go with it. Nothing pretentious or "important"
about her!</span></div>
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happened to me this morning …<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">1. On the bus this woman basically runs
on with her son (mind you there are not that many people on, so it's not
crowded). Instead of telling the son to
just sit down at a normal seat, she lets him run wild and all the way to the
back of the bus. The bus starts going
and he basically flies across the aisle into some woman's lap and she, while
trying to get to him, slams about 3 people (myself included) with his
scooter. Let's just say thank God the
kid still had his helmut on from his epic scooter ride, which I'm sure
consisted of 1 block. Needless to say
all of this and the 2 of them went literally 1 stop. 1 stop.
People are insane.</span></div>
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angry woman who was older. Every time
the bus stopped she thought it was her stop.
Meanwhile - the bus driver does announce stops and he stopped at every
avenue (we were going across town). Oh
also - she was getting off at 6<sup>th</sup> Avenue (my stop) and this started
at 1<sup>st</sup> Ave. Finally it was
her shining moment and the bus was at a light, however she knew her stop was
approaching, thought the stopped bus (due to said red light) meant she could just
get off (not at the actual stop). She
began pushing on the door and yelling "BACK DOOR - I'M TRYING TO GET
OFF!!! BACK DOOR!!!" Finally I politely said "we're not at
the stop yet" and then she gave me a dirty look, the bus got to the stop
and she scooted off.<br /><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">3. I get to work, get situated and settled. Just starting my day and I hear this from one
of the secretaries that sits outside my office door: "This God damn list keeps changing like
someone's bad underwear!!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So I'll leave you with that lil gem.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I'm off to my old stomping grounds tomorrow…D
to the C-izzle (does that work…no?!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sorry I embarrassed myself).</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I
hope you all have fabulous weekends!!</span></div>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-91615815702716801082013-11-14T15:55:00.001-05:002013-11-14T15:55:52.121-05:00Obsession Thursday!<div class="MsoBlockText">
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post"…I'm latching onto "Obsessions Thursday". I have a few new things that I'm currently
drooling over and if you're in the market for any of them - I'd highly
recommend you follow this list!!<br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br />1. Peter Thomas
Roth Skin Care - So it's no shock that I have problem skin. Let me rephrase that - I have the skin of a
prepubescent, 13 year old boy. It's
really pretty. In the hunt to find
something/anything to tame this face of mine, I've tried everything under the
sun (including the <i>actual</i> sun).
I've also tried tons of prescribed medications, too. The only thing that has come remotely close
to almost perfecting my skin has been this line. It's seriously amazing. I'd recommend this "<a href="http://www.peterthomasroth.com/p-320-new-acne-kit.aspx" target="_blank">starter kit</a>"
and also the <a href="http://www.peterthomasroth.com/p-270-ultra-lite-oil-free-moisturizer.aspx" target="_blank">moisturizer</a> to go along with it (it can make things dry). The kit isn't terribly expensive and it'll
give you a taste as to if your skin is going to respond or not without investing
too much $$. The moisturizer is just
plain awesome - it's light and non-greasy and does the trick!</span></div>
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<a href="http://www.peterthomasroth.com/p-320-new-acne-kit.aspx" target="_blank"><img alt="NEW ACNE KIT" src="http://www.peterthomasroth.com/images/Product/medium/320.jpg" title="NEW ACNE KIT" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.peterthomasroth.com/p-270-ultra-lite-oil-free-moisturizer.aspx" target="_blank"><img alt="ULTRA-LITE OIL-FREE MOISTURIZER" src="http://www.peterthomasroth.com/images/Product/medium/270.jpg" /></a></div>
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2. All things William
Sonoma - I had a private work event last night at WS (I know I'm so fancy) and
honestly - I'm in love with the store. It's
like a dream to walk in there. Granted
most things do not fit in my apartment, let alone my sorry excuse for a kitchen
(gotta love NYC living), but a girl can dream.
I bought a ton of Christmas gifts and one thing for myself - this <a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/kai-paring-knife/?pkey=cknives-kai&cm_src=knives-kai||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-" target="_blank">knife</a>,
which I'll give full credit to Ruby for introducing me to these. They're amazing. So here's that AND a few other things I would
have loved to take home with me!!</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/waring-popcorn-maker/?pkey=ctop-20-gifts&cm_src=top-20-gifts||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="product-name" style="border: 0px; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 12px 0px 0px; text-align: center;">Waring Popcorn Maker</span></a></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/le-creuset-signature-round-dutch-oven/?pkey=ctop-20-gifts&cm_src=top-20-gifts||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="product-name" style="border: 0px; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 12px 0px 0px;">Le Creuset Signature Round Dutch Oven</span></a></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="product-name" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 12px 0px 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/nespresso-citiz-espresso-machine-chrome-automatic-milk-frother/?pkey=ctop-20-gifts&cm_src=top-20-gifts||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;">Nespresso Citiz Espresso Maker with Aeroccino Plus Automatic Milk Frother, Chrome</a></span></td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/waring-commercial-electric-wine-opener/?pkey=cbar-wine-tool&cm_src=bar-wine-tool||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="product-name" style="border: 0px; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 12px 0px 0px;">Waring Commercial Electric Wine Opener</span></a></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img alt="Spiegelau Stemmed Pilsner Glass, Set of 2" src="http://rk.wsimgs.com/wsimgs/rk/images/dp/wcm/201337/0009/img95t.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span class="product-name" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-size: 12px; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 12px 0px 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/spiegelau-wheat-beer-glass-set/?pkey=cbar-glasses&cm_src=bar-glasses||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_--_-" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Spiegelau Beer Glasses</a></span><div>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img alt="Kilner Clip-Top Jars, Set of 4" src="http://rk.wsimgs.com/wsimgs/rk/images/dp/wcm/201344/0095/img24t.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" /></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/kilner-cliptop-jars/?pkey=e%7Ckilner%7C6%7Cbest%7C0%7C1%7C24%7C%7C5&cm_src=PRODUCTSEARCH||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_-Top_Marketing_Billboard-_-" style="border: 0px; color: #4b690f; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.799999237060547px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="product-name" style="border: 0px; display: block; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 12px 0px 0px;">Kilner Clip-Top Jars, Set of 4</span></a></td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">3. Street
Vendor Pashminas - I needed a pashmina today (last minute) to go liven up a
black dress. I took to the streets and
within 2 minutes, I had an amazing color hot pink one for $5. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">These things are fab - durable and for the
price - you can't beat it! I feel like I
need more and in every trendy/amazing color they come in. Next time you're in NYC you should def grab a
few - totally worth it! And the best
part is that if you lose it or if you hate the color in a week, you haven't
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-52177747587492531502013-11-12T16:49:00.000-05:002013-11-12T16:49:16.874-05:00Apparently I'm The Most Unorganized Organized Person<div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ummm since when does it snow in mid-November and then go
up to 60 degrees like 3 days later?! What
is going on lately?!?!?!? Seriously - I can't
handle it. Everyone is getting sick, my
migraines have been out of control, can we please just pick a temperature and somewhat
stick to it?? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br />Which brings me to my dilemma this morning. I've been really trying to go to the gym
before I go into work, which, yes, is
totally gross. But my nights have been
so nuts lately and that's always the first thing to go. So I've been trying to get into a routine of
6:30 am wake up, on some sort of equipment by 7 am, showering by 8 am and work
by 8:45 am at the latest. It gives me
time to do what I need to do and then on the weekends I can enjoy a spin class
or Pilates. I digress…this morning I walked
out in cropped pants, sneakers, tank top, thankfully I put on a long sleeved shirt
over my tank top and then my coat. I walk
out of my building and literally it's like monsooning out. The wind is insane, it's raining and it's
about 1 degree. I was completely
unprepared for the elements. Which led
me to thinking that since I've been doing this whole morning routine I have
been unprepared in more ways then one. My intentions of being all good and healthy and doing this in the morning are good, the outcome...not so much. Every morning I look into my bag with this same expression:</span><br />
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have either forgotten or brought the wrong thing…examples:</span></div>
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purchase a new pair)<br />
- No bra (had to wear my gross sports bra until I could go to the Gap to buy a
new one)<br />
- A sweater that matched my outfit…only to find a huge hole in the armpit<br />
- A skirt that totally fit last year…not so much this year<br />
- Stockings…with a run<br />
- Tights I thought were opaque tights but were really just sheer stockings (not
a good look when you need tights)<br />
- No moisturizer for my face (which sounds stupid, but I'm using things now
that make my face basically feel like cracked clay without it)<br />
- No commuting flats (so I had to rock the tights & sneakers look)<br />
- No brush - which is just awesome<br />
- A dress that is blatantly too short (shrunk in the wash and wasn't that short
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br />I know there is probably more, but this is all I can talk
about at this point. I've come to work
more times than I'd like to think about dressed like a complete maniac. Good thing no one really talks to me. Womp womp. Or maybe they just don’t talk to me because I either look like a crazy
person or the office slore…either way...I need to get more thoroughly organized
in this routine!!!</span><br />
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-33171967098539406692013-11-05T14:50:00.001-05:002013-11-05T14:50:21.777-05:00Just Your Average MRI Blog Post<div class="MsoBlockText">
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sooo at the rightful hour of 7:15 am today I had to get an
MRI. Nothing to really be concerned
about (I know all of you were just gasping).
I've just been getting so many migraines lately and this ridiculous eye
twitch that just won't quit. My doctors
think everything is totes fine, but just want to be sure. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />Anywho...have any of you ever had an (I keep wanting to
write "an", but I'm not sure if it's just "a" and it's
making me uncomfortable) MRI?? I mean
they're one of my very least favorite things to do in my life. I've only had total maybe 5 in all of my years
(not something you want to rack up). The
worst part about the brain ones is that they put your head in this little cage
type thing and then wheel you into that tube.
I'm not an extremely claustrophobic person - but this -THIS - just really
gets me. So my lil technician was just
pushing me into the tube and I could feel my heart start racing. All I could
see was her lil face (they attach a mirror type thing so you feel like you can
see out/don’t have to be worried) getting smaller and smaller. And then she just gave a little wave and off
she went. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I was left to my own head and
devices.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I had about 6-7 different
scans, each lasting anywhere from 30 seconds to 4 minutes.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">In between she'd talk to me through the
speakers, it's supposed to "help", but honestly stressed me out more because she wouldn't tell me how many more I had to do!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">I just
kept my eyes closed, fully knowing that if I opened them I'd be in a full out
panic at the disco.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Those 30 minutes
feel like 8 hours.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">My adrenalin is
pumping and I was just sweating.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Even
though I wanted to keep my eyes closed, I had this little voice inside like
"go ahead, open up, see if it's cool" - quick answer - it's not cool.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">BUT the absolute worst part is when she'd be
like "ok stay completely still, don’t move a muscle".</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well of course that's like saying to a child,
"I'm going to just sit this candy bar right here, don't eat it, ok?!"</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well of course the first thing I need to do
is move, it took every ounce of my being to just stay still and not start like
MRI twerking - I heard it's the latest thing - kinda like planking on the
table, but twerking - no?!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">PS - over
twerking - never really was on board - now - can it please just
disappear?!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Finally it was over and the little
woman wheeled me on out - I gave a sigh of relief and off I went to work.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Best way to start your morning!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />BTW - anyone catch RHOBH last night?! And the new Vanderpump Rules?! RHOBH:
Brandi - she was killing me last night! And Kyle - I think she needs to move past all this
stuff with Lisa & Yolanda. And Kim
is looking good - you go girl!! The new
people are kinda weird, I'm hoping they get better next week! Vanderpump Rules: wellll it's kinda like a train wreck that I just
can't stop watching. I think Pandora's
husband said it best as they were leaving the party he said "let's go - we're
better than this". I know I'm better than this, but it just sucks
you in! They're all bat shiz
crazy!! One worst than the next!! The only one that was slightly normal last
night, was Katie's BF Tom and he almost got into a fight with Sheena's BF who
then starting bawling over said potential fight - like he was full out bawling. WTF?!?!
These peeps are all nuts!! And on that note...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Well hello my little pumpkins!! </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Or actually Halloween is over (kinda glad), so I guess you'd be my lil cornucopias!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So not much has happened since I last checked in. My summer and fall kinda got away from me between work, personal & family stuff
it's been a bit nuts. But now things are
settling down, so I feel a lot better about everything!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So this past weekend was Halloween in NYC. Which is kinda like one of the worst situations
of life if you ask me. I've never been a
huge Halloween person, it kinda stresses me out. I liken it to New Year's Eve - a lot of hype
and then I'm normally let down. So I decide
to just become a hermit/90 year old woman on both of these holidays. BUT Halloween in NYC is just a spectacle to
behold. Many girls takes this
opportunity to dress like a complete slores, while I take the opportunity to
dress in the biggest/most comfortable thing I can find (aka a pumpkin, bunch of
grapes, bumble bee, etc.). This past weekend I had
to witness, among other things, this group of girls in their "80s gear" - soooo leotards,
tights & leg warmers and they pretended that the 80s was basically equated
to 1947. I just sat there thinking - I lived that - you didn't - you're little
twits (hence the 90 year old woman coming out).
But they were flouncing (I'm going to pretend that's a word) in their no
bras and tights and exposed backs and everything like it was normal and they were
the hottest things in the bar. Soooo I decided
to enlighten you all with a few jems from this past Halloween of what actual
people dressed up as (in addition to the usual suspects…sexy nurse, sexy police
woman, sexy princess, etc)…this is not a drill…girls went out in public like
this thinking it was fine because it was Halloween….and the actual names of
these costumes are listed below…I repeat the <i>ACTUAL</i> names of these
costumes…</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Princess in Prison</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sexy Corn</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sexy Halloween</td></tr>
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- congrats to all those runners!!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">It's a
tremendous amount of work, effort, sweat, tears, time, but it's one of the most
rewarding and amazing experiences you'll ever have in your life.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Well done!!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></div>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-35826882031346426872013-08-01T16:00:00.002-04:002013-08-01T16:00:12.348-04:00It's Your Lucky Day!!<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I've become involved in Tarte cosmetics (thanks to
Ruby!).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The first tinted moisturizer I got
is great, but just slightly darker than my normal skin color (but great for
when I have a glowing tan - which happens so often).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>SOOO I decided to go into Henri Bendels
yesterday to just get a lil bit lighter one.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I was short on time, so I literally slow jogged right up to the counter,
I was like "hi I have 12 and I think I need 10, sooooo can you just grab
that I can pay and be on my way?!"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>The sales woman was annoying (had her once before) - insisted on testing
things and finally wound up with the one that I told her I wanted from the beginning.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So she goes to grab it, this is after she
tried to push another type on me, but I stuck to my guns and then she convinced
me that I was making the right choice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This
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yikes….soooo ummm…looks like we're out of 10, but are you sure you don’t want
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Yah - I mean I think
this kind just suits me best, so I guess I'll just have to get it somewhere
else.</span><br />
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Woman:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>WELLLLLL we
just got a shipment in this morning, so let me run downstairs really quick and
see - I'm positive there will be some more in those boxes.</span><br />
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh that's great-
thanks.</span><br />
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Woman:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(as she
running at me through the store with 3 huge boxes) IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!</span><br />
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh such great
news!</span><br />
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**She then proceeds to take out this brush & powder
concoction and goes to try it on me. **</span><br />
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Woman:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>OHHH yah so
about that - we didn't have it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>BUT I totally
think the other one is the best way to go anyway.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(getting slightly
more annoyed as the time passes and now questioning why I'm even here) OK YOUR WERE YELLING HOW IT WAS MY LUCKY DAY SO I FIGURED THAT YOU HAD IT. FINE
JUST GIVE ME THE OTHER ONE.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(oh and I've
also been there for 0ver 20 minutes, so I'm getting hella angry now).</span><br />
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Woman: (scurries over to the drawer searching…searching…searching…)
Oh shoot (in this pathetic meeke voice)…we're out of that one too.</span><br />
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of death…storm out).</span><br />
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So as everyone enters into their weekends - here are a few
new summer programs that have been entertaining me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Some I'm more embarrassed about than others.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And some are old favorites and some are brand
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but both of these seasons have been amaze!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I'm really loving them and I've been bored slightly in the past.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>One of my fave moments was the ski slope
fight on RHOOC - I mean who can really take anyone seriously in ski
goggles?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I was dying.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">And on NJ - shiz is getting rulll - rull
quick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Rosie is like front and center
this season and a few of the others have taken a much needed back seat.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">America's Got Talent - there I said it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I admit I kinda like it - it's grown on
me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think the judges really interact
well and the acts have been kinda incredible.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span>And I do love<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Below Deck - now this is actually a really bad show - but
it's like a train wreck, I really can't help it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Every week I need to find out what happens on
the next episode!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Camp - this is another new one that is really kind of
growing on me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And it's not reality TV,
so there's that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But it's cute and
mindless, so you need a few of those in the rotation.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The Vineyard - now I've only seen one episode of this,
mainly because there's only been one, but it's terrible.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So basically that means it's right up my
alley.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> It's another reality one that takes place on Marth's Vineyard and all the people work at Black Dog. It's very intellectual and deep.</span></span></div>
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- aka "only poor people mix cheeses" - like what does that even
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doesn't make sense and just ridiculous.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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loving Brody's involvement this season!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Giuliana
& Bill - so glad these 2 are back!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
just can't help but love them!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And Duke
- what a cutie - so happy!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It just
doesn't get old for me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's been a lil
more "hokey"/staged this season than I like, but obvi still gonna
watch it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And Franklin & Bash which
has just added on Heather Locklear - it's great as per usual.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Happy viewing!! AND HAPPY FRIDAY!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I'm not going to bore you all with the "I'm so
sorrys" and "I've been so busy" and "work is so
hectic" and "my life is out of control".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Instead I'll just boldly be all "what -
so I haven't posted in like a year - deal.".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But maybe not in like a mean tone - just a
lil sheepish.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyways - here I am and I'll
give a brief update on my being.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then I do
have a few doozeys to share, so I will be sure to get on that!</span></div>
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- These past few weeks/months have been cray.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Between work, life, etc.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>things have gotten out of control.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<br />- I went to the Jay-Z/Justin Timberlake concert with
Sydney and a few of my sisters friends…things got real.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was prob the best concert I've ever seen
in my life and it was at Yankee Stadium.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Unbelievable.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I've never felt
like more of a screaming, angsty teen in my life!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I literally had like butterflies when they
came out to "Holy Grail" - I die.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">- I had to get Invisilign.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>While my dad is really trying his hardest to
pretend it's not there, it's blatantly there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>To the affect that one of my co-workers blurted out yesterday "did
you get braces?!".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soooo that
happened.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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- So speaking of being an angsty teen - not only do I have
braces, but my acne is out of CONTROL!!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>So this is really throwing me right back into my teenage years - a place
I so desperately never wanted to return to again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But alas - here I am - so someone pass me my
best flannel, Doc Martins and let me just switch on My So Called Life (actually
scratch that I wasn't allowed to watch that)…I meant Full House.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">- While walking to work the other day I saw a woman
bending over looking at what appeared to be a bird in distress.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She then picked up said bird, put it in her
sun hat, and went on her way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I repeat…SHE
PICKED UP A BIRD FROM THE SIDEWALK - PUT IT IN HER HAT - AND KEPT WALKING LIKE
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- I'm really like giddy/excited about this new Royal
Baby.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I kinda heart the Royal family and
still secretly believe that Prince Harry is going to marry me one day (maybe
after the braces come off and the acne clears).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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family!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">- I had a college wedding this past weekend - it was
basically like girls/moms gone wild!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Sooo much fun and the bride looked gorg!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I love seeing all my friends together in one
spot - it makes me so disgustingly happy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I can't wait for the day when they all live on my compound that is owned
by Harry & me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's going to be so
lovely to be able to see them more often, especially in the summer by our
swimming pool with the butler fetching us cocktails!</span></div>
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- I've only gotten down the shore like once this summer and
it makes me angry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I want more, I want
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">- Don't worry I took a family vacay to Disney last month
and it was off the hizzy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Summing things
up…my dad got electrocuted our first day there and the hotel arranged private
escorts for us to the park.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let's just
say the apple doesn't fall far.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All in
all, though it was a blast and everyone had a great time!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Despite the fact that it was like 900 degrees
- so hot I ripped my undies one day just trying to get them back up after a
bathroom break…humidity be damned!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>TMI?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sorry!!</span></div>
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- I have a few summer programs that I'm really
enjoying!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'll have to recap them in
another post, but there are a few new ones and a few classic oldies!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I think that might be it for today - I think I've given
you a lil taste of my livity life (after seeing Jay-Z I now think I'm going to
be a rapper on the side) for now.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm
going to realllllly try to post more frequently!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Shout out for those of you that still
read!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>XOXO</span></div>
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So I have a new-ish obsession.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Actually I have a few…so maybe I'll just
grace you all with them!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's been a
lil while, and my apologies, BUT…you know what…I won't even give you an
excuse.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There are none.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Just the usual suspects - so I'll spare
you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Onto "Obsession Thursday"
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1.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><strong>World of
Jenks.</strong><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ok so this isn't really
"new" per se, but it was new to me this season.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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The season just ended and I'm already in withdrawal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's MTV at its finest.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sydney and I are beyond enamored.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Basically this guy, Andrew Jenks (who I may
or may not want to marry) follows 3 different people around for a year and
documents their lives/struggles.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> I also may or may not have tweeted @AndrewJenks and I'm desprerately waiting for a reply...nbd. </span>It's
soooo good and I highly recommend you all getting involved!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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2.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><strong>Face
Stuff.</strong><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So my sister actually turned me
on to this product line.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's Aveda,
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I wound up getting the whole set, because it
just made more sense economically, but it is slightly $$.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think it's worth it thought - so give it a
try if you're looking for something new/makes you feel really clean.<br />
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have 2 new products that I'm totally hearting.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
Ultra Facial Moisturizer with 30 SPF and </span>Amino Acid Shampoo.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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The moisturizer is especially good with the
summer coming up!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I can't stress enough
how important sunscreen is!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm not
trying to go all "mom" on you, but PLEASE slather some on before you
go outside.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This makes it soooo easy,
all you have to do is moisturize (which you should do every morning anyway)!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And the shampoo smells delightful and leaves
my hair shiny, bouncy & all together amazing.</div>
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5.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Kale &
Spinach.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At first they taste like paper
shreddings (especially the kale), BUT I've actually grown to like them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And there's a salad place around here that
has kale & cabbage as the "base" and might I add that it's delightful,
especially with everything added in.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I
made myself (I've apparently been doing a lot of that lately) try it instead of
my usually romaine and I've been able to stick to it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And actually - I've been liking it!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Who knew?!</div>
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my thoughts and prayers are with you all.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Just reminds you how precious life really is - take time EVERY day to
tell people you love them and show them how much they mean to you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>XOXO</div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So I've been holding out for this post in hopes that the
sheer ridiculousness would wash away any anger you had towards me for not posting
in awhile.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Last night I went…wait for it….<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>SPEED DATING!!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Umm well as you can imagine it did not go
"as seen on TV".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was…well
you can judge for yourself how my evening went.</span></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I was supposed to go with a friend, who is also single,
we figured we'd give it a whirl and we had a Groupon. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After months of deliberating and dragging of
our feet, we finally picked a night and signed up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Let me also tell you that there are all
different types of events - they range from like "20s & 30s
Professionals" to Ethnic Groups to "Cubs & Cougars".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So we picked one that was for "Advanced
Degrees" - she has one - I do not, but I thought well at least these guys
might have jobs/be interesting!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Around 6:30
pm last night I get a text from her - "stuck at work - I'm so sorry - no
way I'll be able to go".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ummm the
event starts at 7 - I'm basically there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>So I was like ok Lizzie - strap on a set and do this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You got this.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>You can do this alone.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So off I went.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I get to the place and nothing is even set up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I find a girl, also alone, and started
chatting with her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I made my way to the
bar and grabbed a drink - a much needed necessity.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The place was so dark it was hard to see -
prob not the worst thing given the circumstances.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We were placed on couches basically next to
each other/on top of each other.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It was
so awkward.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The girls stayed seated and
the guys had to move from girl to girl.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh
and the place smelled like curry and Windex - so at least that's pleasant.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ok so let me also back track.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The girls I was sitting next to were really pretty
sure they were the smartest things in the world.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I totally did not relate.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>One was expounding on how she could never
date a high school teacher because she was a professor and they just couldn't
handle her PhD.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I was like ummm did
anyone see Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night - and OMG did you see
Vicki's new face on RHOC?!?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soooo out of
place.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But I just kept sipping my drink
and hoping it would all be over soon.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And then it began.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We were given
a sheet of paper to write down names and in the end you were supposed to circle
your "favorites".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If they circle
you, then you get "matched".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Ok I didn't follow directions.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I used
my sheet (which I had already spilled my vodka/soda on for my personal notes -
notes I'm using as we speak to write this).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>So it starts and these are the men that I had the pleasure of meeting
(these are the highlights - there was 5 long minutes of awkward convos with
each)…</span></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Guy #1:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I asked
him what he liked to do for fun.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His response
"I like to make robots".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Off to
an awesome start!!<br />
Guy #2:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He started the convo by telling
me how annoying his nieces & nephews were.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Strike one - I'm obsessed with my nephews.<br />
Guy #3:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>First - his name was Idaho.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm sorry what?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I mean if you're gonna pick a name state at
least let it be cool!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He was an IT guy
turned dancer.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Yup you read that
correctly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He dances and spent the whole
time telling me about what an amazing dancer he was - he never even asked my
name!<br />
Guy #4:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He shook my hand and it almost
fell off - so aggressive.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then after I
told him I was from Jersey he responded "Are you a Jersey Shore girl
because that's a complete turn off".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Well no sir I am not - BUT don’t you ever speak ill of my beloved Jersey
Shore so you and your accent, haircut, and stupid handshake can be on your way.<br />
Guy #5:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He told me that this was his
second time at one, but he doesn't remember the first time.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Apparently he's so shy that he just got annulated
and can't remember how it went down.<br />
Guy #6:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Somewhat normal, but I was
totally not attracted to him.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He kinda
looked like the cartoon character "Doug", but with glasses.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Welp that brings the evening to a close!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I quickly gathered my things and was speeding
out the door when the guy in charge came running…literally running…after me
yelling that I needed to hand in my sheet.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Clearly I was not paying attention/following directions/the dumbest
person there and I just looked at him like a deer in headlights.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He said I needed to pick a few guys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So I asked him for another sheet and after
much deliberation he gave me one (as if they're gold), so I circled 3 guys -
the best of the worst (#s: 2, 5 & 6).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Then I literally couldn't get home fast enough.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Took a shower to wash away the evening.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Today I got a delightful email saying that I "matched"
with those 3 guys and I could contact them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I promptly hit delete praying that they do the same.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soo I mean all in all you be the judge of
this evening.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Stellar is a word that comes
to mind.
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-58235367092213384112013-03-20T16:22:00.001-04:002013-03-20T16:22:47.719-04:00Spring Has...Ummmm....<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">
Happy first day of spring!!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Totally feels like spring has sprung…right??<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not like this was my reaction as I stepped
out this morning or anything…</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">What is going on?!?!?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Why is it 3 degrees?? I'm so over this weather.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm ready for a lil warmer - not sweat my
balls off hot - just like no jacket, I can feel my face warm.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soo in the effort of trying to pretend things
are coming into bloom, I decided to talk about a few new spring things that I'm
obsessing over right now!</span></div>
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</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Nail Polish:</strong><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I love
when it gets warmer and my nails can go from dark to light.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm always so ready for that transition.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So here are a few new lines that I love!</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">OPI's New Euro Centrale Line - loving the blues & purples</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YZlxmIDz4nA/UUoVrzS5_TI/AAAAAAAABoY/ljn0GlZNZKw/s1600/essie.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YZlxmIDz4nA/UUoVrzS5_TI/AAAAAAAABoY/ljn0GlZNZKw/s320/essie.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Essie's Madison Ave-hue line - had the hip-anema it's amaze!</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Denim:</strong><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><strong> </strong> </span>I'm really
after a good denim/chambray shirt this season.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I also may be on the market for a new jacket.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And of course I'll need a new pair of white
jeans.</span><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VK6PUrqXYUQ/UUoWKNHcZQI/AAAAAAAABog/tuCnpH7lLP8/s1600/gapdenim.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VK6PUrqXYUQ/UUoWKNHcZQI/AAAAAAAABog/tuCnpH7lLP8/s320/gapdenim.png" width="239" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Tailored fit from the Gap</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0HlU-g58an8/UUoWQFU3VAI/AAAAAAAABpA/fqdVq1imRlk/s1600/jcrewchambray.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0HlU-g58an8/UUoWQFU3VAI/AAAAAAAABpA/fqdVq1imRlk/s320/jcrewchambray.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Classic from JCrew</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tGLubXxNyFg/UUoWSdRgp8I/AAAAAAAABpI/Mm5G8eAV6Q8/s1600/jcrewjacket.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tGLubXxNyFg/UUoWSdRgp8I/AAAAAAAABpI/Mm5G8eAV6Q8/s1600/jcrewjacket.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Love this cut from JCrew</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xpn7Xl5tOyA/UUoWLoWLK6I/AAAAAAAABoo/buxbByeXrgU/s1600/gapjacket.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xpn7Xl5tOyA/UUoWLoWLK6I/AAAAAAAABoo/buxbByeXrgU/s1600/gapjacket.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Gap - love the darker wash</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Xkw9bs87nc/UUoWM_cXl5I/AAAAAAAABow/kIvjjOZqpHs/s1600/gapwhite.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Xkw9bs87nc/UUoWM_cXl5I/AAAAAAAABow/kIvjjOZqpHs/s1600/gapwhite.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sexy Boot from Gap</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jImU7OnJMhA/UUoXvR_PB4I/AAAAAAAABrI/dciRyOZLqcw/s1600/gapskinny.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jImU7OnJMhA/UUoXvR_PB4I/AAAAAAAABrI/dciRyOZLqcw/s1600/gapskinny.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Skinny cut from Gap</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1oSuJsFii1w/UUoWUmIFK7I/AAAAAAAABpQ/1LQiuMtY4bQ/s1600/jcrewwhite.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1oSuJsFii1w/UUoWUmIFK7I/AAAAAAAABpQ/1LQiuMtY4bQ/s1600/jcrewwhite.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">These have a good line/flare from JCrew</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia;"><strong>Dresses & Skirts: </strong> Also loving all cute bright dresses.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I usually wear dresses/skirts to work, so that is what I tend to gravitate towards.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sqrfvI6UqIA/UUoXIcSiDPI/AAAAAAAABpY/FlHBNn0OMDE/s1600/greenbr.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sqrfvI6UqIA/UUoXIcSiDPI/AAAAAAAABpY/FlHBNn0OMDE/s1600/greenbr.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Banana Republic - love this bright green</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U5YYquCgTbs/UUoXPOaiibI/AAAAAAAABpg/fON5uwyAO_Y/s1600/mmbr.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U5YYquCgTbs/UUoXPOaiibI/AAAAAAAABpg/fON5uwyAO_Y/s1600/mmbr.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Banana Republic - Mad Men Collection - fab print</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EaxZuMJ-Oaw/UUoXVtPp6fI/AAAAAAAABpo/CrIxm5hxCFg/s1600/tibi.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EaxZuMJ-Oaw/UUoXVtPp6fI/AAAAAAAABpo/CrIxm5hxCFg/s1600/tibi.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Tibi - Piperlime</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ntdO53vLb2s/UUoXZl4OmOI/AAAAAAAABp4/ZmGVNRWirpY/s1600/jcrewskirt.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ntdO53vLb2s/UUoXZl4OmOI/AAAAAAAABp4/ZmGVNRWirpY/s320/jcrewskirt.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">#2 Pencil from JCrew - LOVE these skirts</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EjRH01gimF8/UUoXbSysamI/AAAAAAAABqA/C6IDqVfWlkE/s1600/jcrewpeach.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EjRH01gimF8/UUoXbSysamI/AAAAAAAABqA/C6IDqVfWlkE/s320/jcrewpeach.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">JCrew - classic style</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AyRThsDznSQ/UUoXdHJFGTI/AAAAAAAABqI/qfQ8vkJ7bZ0/s1600/jcrewblue.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AyRThsDznSQ/UUoXdHJFGTI/AAAAAAAABqI/qfQ8vkJ7bZ0/s1600/jcrewblue.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">JCrew - great flow & color</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-k8r9kcPk2fw/UUoXezTIK1I/AAAAAAAABqQ/EjTIT8aIkbE/s1600/jcrewred.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-k8r9kcPk2fw/UUoXezTIK1I/AAAAAAAABqQ/EjTIT8aIkbE/s1600/jcrewred.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">JCrew - love the detailing</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z03VJlQ38z8/UUoXilGsyfI/AAAAAAAABqg/nfDTv5uMct8/s1600/ks2.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z03VJlQ38z8/UUoXilGsyfI/AAAAAAAABqg/nfDTv5uMct8/s1600/ks2.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kate Spade - LOVE</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zmXyx5mvkPQ/UUoXj_tbCJI/AAAAAAAABqo/-fp_Cw9XxLM/s1600/ks.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zmXyx5mvkPQ/UUoXj_tbCJI/AAAAAAAABqo/-fp_Cw9XxLM/s1600/ks.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kate Spade - love the colors - great for work</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><strong>Pants:</strong> </span>Bright crop pants are also adorbs - still trying to find
the best pair for me…but these look amaze on paper!</span><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZdfOYr6qrDI/UUoXgjbOxYI/AAAAAAAABqc/oTcmvpLkWkk/s1600/jcrew.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZdfOYr6qrDI/UUoXgjbOxYI/AAAAAAAABqc/oTcmvpLkWkk/s320/jcrew.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">JCrew - chino material - sooo relaxed looking</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-trIyzJKxfoM/UUoXqfcmF8I/AAAAAAAABq8/zK1LfnGbY0I/s1600/pinkgap.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-trIyzJKxfoM/UUoXqfcmF8I/AAAAAAAABq8/zK1LfnGbY0I/s1600/pinkgap.png" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Gap - just love this color</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Also Gap - you can't go wrong with this green!<br />
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-87440205304100506232013-03-08T15:49:00.004-05:002013-03-08T15:49:36.559-05:00Gym Jams<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Happy Friday my little chickadees!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This was an actual email I got from a friend,
so I thought I'd share - seemed fitting for this past week.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I hope you're all staying warm and dry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's like a gross mix of rain, snow, slush,
etc.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>in the city.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Actually that started my morning…I decided to
take the bus since it was so gross.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I rounded
the corner to the bus stop and see it pulling away, so obvi I decide to chase
it because that's normal and there won't be another one ever.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So I take off running towards its next stop,
almost slip and fall, all the while some old man is yelling after me
"you're never gonna make it!!"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Awesome.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I sprint across like 4
lanes of traffic (when I don’t have the light) and literally slide onto the
bus.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Panting like a maniac.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Looking around for someone to just see what I
had just done - like "hey guys - you see that?!".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No one cared.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Not even a small smile.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Anywho - let's discuss my gym situation the past 2
days.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Two different experiences with the
gym/gym personnel and I'd like to discuss.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">My Book:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></b>So I'm in a book club, so mature of me,
and I try to bring my book to the gym so I can read/workout simultaneously.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The other day unbeknownst to me, I left my
bike without said book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I got all the way
home and realized my misfortune.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Especially
since I only have like 50 pages left.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And
we meet on Tuesday.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So yesterday morning
I called the gym and this was my conversation:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hi, good
morning.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I was in there yesterday and I seemed
to have left my book there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did anyone turn it in?</span></div>
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Woman/Man/Unclear:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t
know what you mean.</span><br />
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well I'm
confused.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I left a book there, did
someone turn it in?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I left it on the
recumbent bike in the corner.</span><br />
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Woman/Man/Unclear:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>What kind of book?</span><br />
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do you need the
title??<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's a book - like a book book -
rectangle, has pages, etc.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(not getting
annoyed).</span><br />
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Woman/Man/Unclear:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t
know what you mean.</span><br />
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I don’t
understand how you're not following.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do you
have a lost and found?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Did someone bring
it by?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I mean I don’t really think
anyone would steal my book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Can you
please check?</span><br />
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Woman/Man/Unclear:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Hold
please.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(leaves for about a nano-second)</span><br />
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Woman/Man/Unclear:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No
we don’t have no book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I checked your
bike (which is impossible because there is no way they made it there and back
in the time I was on hold).</span><br />
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Me:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I just really don’t
understand.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Good Bye.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Sooooo that happened.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And then it was another scene when I got there last night and asked a
different person about it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They looked
at me like I had 10 heads.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm sorry
does no one know what a book is anymore?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I know I'm not the "norm" by still having physical books - but
I like to hold books.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sorry - I'm old
fashioned!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Why is this my gym?!:
</b><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After I had another fight with the
front desk over my book (which by the way is still MIA), I had to go and
workout - gather all that anger/rage and put it towards the elliptical.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I go to change and it's pretty empty, so I find
a quiet spot in the corner for my locker.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Literally like one minute later (still its empty), this other girl comes
like right on top of me and decides to set up shop there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm sorry - what is the purpose of
that?!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm also still annoyed, so I'm
like huffing and puffing all over the place.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>She doesn't get the hint.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I rush
through getting changed and head to my machine.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I have to take one that is in between 2 other girls (it was pretty
crowded).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I go to step up on the machine
and put my water bottle in the holder - pretty sure the girl next to me has her
water in my holder - I get all disoriented and proceed to drop my bottle on the
floor/hits the machine on the way down.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don’t
worry it's also metal so it was really quiet and not embarrassing at all when
it sounded like a bomb had just gone off.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Everyone stared including said girl who was the cause of this whole
problem!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She actually proceeded to give
me dirty looks.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I'm sorry honey, if you
used your own freaking holder there would have never been a problem in the
first place!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don't worry - I'm totally
over it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So then I go to get set up - go
to turn on the TV - oh yah it doesn't work.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And now after all the commotion I just made, there is no way I can
change machines.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So iPod it up!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Boringest workout ever and to top it off
every now and again I got blinded by the nasty girl's engagement ring flailing
in my face.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So I finally finish my
cardio and head to the mats for some sit ups.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I find a lil spot and begin.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I look
in the mirror and catch a glimpse of this:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>creepster guy, yellow pants, tank top, no shoes on, laying on his side
with a gross grin/smirk, just glaring.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Soooo
that didn’t' make me uncomfortable at all.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">He even got up at one point to "mix his protein shake", came back,
laid down, and stared some more.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At no
point in my whole sit up situation did he ever even do anything physical.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I got so self conscious when I had to do my
planks because I feel like he could see down my shirt in the mirror - I literally
ran home and showered the grossness away!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So basically I think I need a new gym.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I was totally fine with it up until this week
and all hell broke loose!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Annnd on that
note - I hope you all have fabulous weekends!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>XOXO</span></div>
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Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-9086566821954130502013-02-26T15:23:00.002-05:002013-02-26T15:23:15.408-05:00Racey AC <span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Soooooo let's break this lil night down. AC was a blast - it was Sydney's bday so things got a lil cray. Before I get into that though, I just wanted to discuss my Friday night situation. I wound up going to a comedy show last minute at Caroline's. And can we talk about how I basically peed my pants. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. There were three comedians…2 openers and then one guy headlined. They were all fantastic and so different and I loved them all. If you ever get a chance to see/hear any of these guys - Josh Rabinowitz & John Mulaney in particular - I highly recommend you do it. Absolutely hilarious. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Ok so onto the next one. I took the train to CCK and then we got to make the drive down to AC together. Great catching up time and so nice to have company on the journey!! We got to <a href="http://www.revelresorts.com/">Revel</a>. Ummm can we talk about this. It's amazing. Soooo clean (we all know how I feel about that), no smoking, very open/spacious, good restaurants, I could go on. The rooms were also fantastic, beds were comfy and the showers were phenom. We met up with the other girls, had a great lunch at <a href="http://www.revelresorts.com/dining/select">Village Whiskey</a> and started the celebrating! After lunch we got the lay of the land and then CCK and Bessie went home for the night. That's when things started to unravel. Me, Sydney, Hilary & Kit were left to our own devises! We shopped around a little bit and then we grabbed a drink at the bar (one of many). Eventually we made our way back to our room to get ready for the night. Don’t worry I tested the shower & the shower caps - both worked fabulously. After we all got fresh to death we headed to dinner.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Dinner was at <a href="http://www.buddakanac.com/">Buddakan</a>. It's basically Asian Fusion and it was absolutely amazing. We got a bunch of different things and shared it all. I was so content and pleased. We had a great time at dinner and just had a nice relaxing meal. I know there are a few throughout the country, so I highly recommend it if you have a chance. Then the fun started…our cab ride back was insane. The guy drove like 9000 miles an hour and "Mo Money Mo Problems" came on the radio…we asked to turn it up a lil bit…next thing it's blaring as we're careening down the street. We roll up to our hotel with it blasting and of course stares all around. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Our first stop for the night was a bit aggressive - Ivan Kane’s Royal Jelly Burlesque Nightclub. Now we thought there'd be tables/seats for us. We hadn't even fully digested - I was only on my first round of Tums. HOWEVER, once we got in, we were enamored and the music was just so good. So to paint a picture it's this darkish room and in the center/on the ceiling are basically runways for girls to walk around/dance/be weird/wear nude colored unitards. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">It was nuts. There was also a guy who pretended he was Snoop Dogg (or should I say Snoop Lion) and I honestly think he really believed he was. The people watching was just beyond. After awhile, we were all having trouble standing due to feet/heels to high/issues. Right before we were getting ready to go a girl who was totally out of control came crashing down on my foot (with her heels) and then proceeded to spill her beer down my jeans…so that was basically final straw and a sign for us to leave (ps - my foot is basically purple from my toes to my ankle...I wasn't even trying to be dramatic!). With that Sydney literally threw her whole drink (glass and all) in the garbage and the signature move came out…her yelling "Lizzie" while swinging her arm in the air in a circular motion…round 'em up style if you will. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So we ran back to the room to all change into our flats. God we're so old. But you know what - best decision we made all day. Proper foot wear is always a must…as Sydney's mother so often tells me. Then we were off again and headed to the next bar, Social. This was our jam. There was a band playing, <a href="http://gardenstateradioband.com/">Garden State Radio Band</a> - ummmm they were amazing. Like I want to see them daily kind of amazing. They were such a phenom cover band. They played everything from oldies to top hits and were soooo good. If you can see them - I'd do it. So basically I was in my glory dancing up a storm with Kit. I look over and this guy is just awkwardly sidling up to me and kinda dancing around me/with me/not really/I had no idea what was going on. Kit literally burst out laughing and says "I think your friend wants to talk to you". So after a few more awkward encounters I finally started the conversation and I kid you not this was how it went…</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me: Hi, I'm Lizzie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: Oh right yah I'm Tom.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Awkward silence</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: So do you come here often?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me: Um not really, first time here, having fun, it's a great place (rambling to fill the silence).</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: Sooo how old are you?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me: I'm 32.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (Mouth open widely, eyes like popping out of his head). NOOOOOOO WAAAAYYYYY. You DO NOT LOOK 32…I'd say 25 tops - and I'm not even trying to flatter you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me: (feeling ever so comfortable with my age) Ummm well that's quite the reaction, how old are you?</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: I’m 23. Where do you live?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me: NYC, you?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: In Little Ferry with my parents, but it's only like 20 minutes from the city.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Me: Yup, I know the town.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Him: Soooo I mean yah, sooooo like ummmm, like ummmm, what are you looking for?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Like why is this the only guy that spoke to me the whole trip?! Sydney and I even made a pact that we were supposed to find brothers that we could marry and this was the fool that I attracted?? Anywho….we continued to dance and drink and sing and just have a fabulous time. After awhile we went out to the casino and gambled a bit. I threw down $20 on roulette and lost in about 2.2 seconds. The only game that I thought was profitable were the slots - Sydney and I played "Grease" and basically won big. We were sitting there and all of a sudden both our machines started going off, flashing, loud noises. We didn't even know what was going on. But I won $60 and she won $100 - amazing! We finally decided to call it a night, grabbed some food and went to bed. Don't worry - it was 4 am. The old hags made it till 4 am!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">The next day we slowly got ourselves together. I had to catch the bus. It was heinous. It's not so much the bus/the ride it's who sits next to you. Literally this guy getting on, I saw him in line and he looked like the biggest creeper ever. like ever. he walks onto the bus, takes a look around and of course decides to sit next to me. He then proceeds to basically come into my seat and grossly sleep - ewww I'm sceeved out just thinking about it. I hate the flashbacks. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Soooo there you have it. And then I got home…ordered food…watched the Oscars and became increasingly more depressed that it was Sunday night…my trip was over…and I had to work the next day!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2189534194719935350.post-2173406567737347752013-02-25T14:42:00.000-05:002013-02-25T14:42:17.845-05:00Oscar Recap!!<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">Happy Monday!! Why do these days always come so quickly?! I had a great weekend and will be recapping our lil jaunt to AC tomorrow. But for today, I thought I'd do a lil Oscar recap of my fave fashions/moments. I didn't love Seth MacFarlane, and I really thought I would. Some of his jokes I thought were spot on and hilar, but others kinda fell flat and some were just kinda offensive. I also didn't like how LONG the whole night was. Honestly - I fell asleep at 10:30 and in had to watch the rest this morning. It's just too much. They need to cut some things out and seriously get this thing down to 2 hours maybe 3 if we're pushing it. Almost 4 just isn't cutting it for me, and I feel like a lot of people feel the same.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">First off my favorite looks of the night. I feel like there were a few that really wowed me, but on a whole, I felt like everyone played it pretty safe. </span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Reese Witherspoon - She can do no wrong by me. Just perfection - and that blue...totally makes her eyes pop!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Amy Adams - I really loved this I thought she looked stunning.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jessica Chastain - Gorg! That's all I need to say. </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Tatums - Now this I'm a lil conflicted. Love him...so so on her choice. I mean she looks great, but I feel like it could have been better.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Charlize Theron - Could she be any more beautiful?! She owns that hair adn the dress is just flawless.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">George Clooney & Stacy Keibler - such a hot couple. Perfection - although I could do without his beard.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kerry Washington - I loved this color on her and the detailing on the top - so pretty.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Afflecks - BEST COUPLE EVER!! Obsesed with them. Her dress was a gorg color and I really loved the back - she wore it well.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hugh Jackman - a lil shoutout to the boys - he looked so daper and handsome!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bradley Cooper - should have won!! Didn't LOVE the hair, but his tux was spot on.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sandra Bullock - so amazing. Love the lace and she just looks stunning and effortless.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Naomi Watts - she took a risk and it paid off! She looked so edgy and amazing.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jennifer Lawrence - Stunning. One of the best of the night. SO gorg!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Anne Hathaway - so boring and really did nothing for her. Plus the darts on the top are giving a nip sitch that isn't attractive.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Melissa McCarthy - Oh how I love you - but oh how you need to fire your stylist. Just doesn't do a thing for you and the hair is too out of control.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Jane Fonda - Can't pin point it - prob the color - but just really didn't do it for me. </td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kelly Rowland - Don't mind the dress - she wore it well - but that hair. She needs to get those bangs out of her eyes!!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kelly Osbourne - So much wrong. The hair, the dress, it just did nothing for her at all.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kristen Stewart - Does this girl ever not look pissed at the world?! Just being her makes this unattractive, but the dress was just not a good choice.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Halle Berry - I find her to be gorg and stunning, but I just couldn't get on board with this dress.</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">1. Argo winning "Best Picture". Amaze - well deserved and I feel like Ben Affleck finally gets credit for his work after being snubbed "Best Director". </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">2. Jennifer Lawrence falling while heading to receive her award. I mean poor girl - it's like everyone's worst nightmare. </span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">3. Adele singing "Skyfall" and then winning. Amazing - she can do no wrong. </span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">4. Bradley Cooper bringing his mom as his date and her just owning the red carpet. She was answering questions, joking around, just awesome. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">5. Knowing that we won't have to see Anne Hathaway for a little while - soooo over her. I used to like her, but lately - she's just been really annoying for some reason. Maybe because she's just all over the place…I need a break.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">So there you have it - my 2 cents. Tune into tomorrow for a lil AC recap!! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"></span>Lizziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11713703443459971745noreply@blogger.com0