For Your Viewing Pleasure

So as everyone enters into their weekends - here are a few new summer programs that have been entertaining me.  Some I'm more embarrassed about than others.  And some are old favorites and some are brand new (at least for me)!

RHONJ & RHOOC - ok seriously I know these are old faves, but both of these seasons have been amaze!  I'm really loving them and I've been bored slightly in the past.  One of my fave moments was the ski slope fight on RHOOC - I mean who can really take anyone seriously in ski goggles?!  I was dying. 

 

 

And on NJ - shiz is getting rulll - rull quick.  Rosie is like front and center this season and a few of the others have taken a much needed back seat. 

America's Got Talent - there I said it.  I admit I kinda like it - it's grown on me.  I think the judges really interact well and the acts have been kinda incredible.  I think my favorite right now is Collins Key - he's such a cutie! 

 

And I do love  a few of the kids acts and the one comedian that is so dry and awkward you just can't help but laugh.

Below Deck - now this is actually a really bad show - but it's like a train wreck, I really can't help it!  Every week I need to find out what happens on the next episode!

Camp - this is another new one that is really kind of growing on me.  And it's not reality TV, so there's that.  But it's cute and mindless, so you need a few of those in the rotation.

The Vineyard - now I've only seen one episode of this, mainly because there's only been one, but it's terrible.  So basically that means it's right up my alley.  It's another reality one that takes place on Marth's Vineyard and all the people work at Black Dog.  It's very intellectual and deep.

Princesses of Long Island - I can't.  This show - ridic. 

 

 

It's so grating and their voices drive me bananas, but it's just that ridiculous that you can't not watch.  Some of the lines on it are priceless and so obscene - aka "only poor people mix cheeses" - like what does that even mean?! 

 

It's beyond not only offensive but doesn't make sense and just ridiculous.  And one of their boyfriends I'm pretty sure is gay, so they need to check on that. 

And of course the tried & trues like the Kardashians - loving Brody's involvement this season!  Giuliana & Bill - so glad these 2 are back!  I just can't help but love them!  And Duke - what a cutie - so happy!!  It just doesn't get old for me.  It's been a lil more "hokey"/staged this season than I like, but obvi still gonna watch it.  And Franklin & Bash which has just added on Heather Locklear - it's great as per usual.  Happy viewing!!  AND HAPPY FRIDAY!!

 

Livity Life Stuff

So I'm not going to bore you all with the "I'm so sorrys" and "I've been so busy" and "work is so hectic" and "my life is out of control".  Instead I'll just boldly be all "what - so I haven't posted in like a year - deal.".  But maybe not in like a mean tone - just a lil sheepish.  Anyways - here I am and I'll give a brief update on my being.  Then I do have a few doozeys to share, so I will be sure to get on that!

- These past few weeks/months have been cray.  Between work, life, etc.  things have gotten out of control. 

- I went to the Jay-Z/Justin Timberlake concert with Sydney and a few of my sisters friends…things got real.  It was prob the best concert I've ever seen in my life and it was at Yankee Stadium.  Unbelievable.  I've never felt like more of a screaming, angsty teen in my life!  I literally had like butterflies when they came out to "Holy Grail" - I die.

- I had to get Invisilign.  While my dad is really trying his hardest to pretend it's not there, it's blatantly there.  To the affect that one of my co-workers blurted out yesterday "did you get braces?!".  Soooo that happened. 

 

 

- So speaking of being an angsty teen - not only do I have braces, but my acne is out of CONTROL!!!  So this is really throwing me right back into my teenage years - a place I so desperately never wanted to return to again.  But alas - here I am - so someone pass me my best flannel, Doc Martins and let me just switch on My So Called Life (actually scratch that I wasn't allowed to watch that)…I meant Full House. 

- While walking to work the other day I saw a woman bending over looking at what appeared to be a bird in distress.  She then picked up said bird, put it in her sun hat, and went on her way.  I repeat…SHE PICKED UP A BIRD FROM THE SIDEWALK - PUT IT IN HER HAT - AND KEPT WALKING LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL.  So that happened.

- I'm really like giddy/excited about this new Royal Baby.  I kinda heart the Royal family and still secretly believe that Prince Harry is going to marry me one day (maybe after the braces come off and the acne clears).  So I mean I think it's really exciting to welcome my new nephew into the family!

- I had a college wedding this past weekend - it was basically like girls/moms gone wild!  Sooo much fun and the bride looked gorg!!  I love seeing all my friends together in one spot - it makes me so disgustingly happy.  I can't wait for the day when they all live on my compound that is owned by Harry & me.  It's going to be so lovely to be able to see them more often, especially in the summer by our swimming pool with the butler fetching us cocktails!

 

- I've only gotten down the shore like once this summer and it makes me angry.  I want more, I want more. 

- Don't worry I took a family vacay to Disney last month and it was off the hizzy.  Summing things up…my dad got electrocuted our first day there and the hotel arranged private escorts for us to the park.  Let's just say the apple doesn't fall far.  All in all, though it was a blast and everyone had a great time!  Despite the fact that it was like 900 degrees - so hot I ripped my undies one day just trying to get them back up after a bathroom break…humidity be damned!!  TMI?!  Sorry!!

- I have a few summer programs that I'm really enjoying!  I'll have to recap them in another post, but there are a few new ones and a few classic oldies!

I think that might be it for today - I think I've given you a lil taste of my livity life (after seeing Jay-Z I now think I'm going to be a rapper on the side) for now.  I'm going to realllllly try to post more frequently!  Shout out for those of you that still read!!  XOXO