Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Ohhhh Hey Guys...It's Me...Lizzie

Sooo guess who's back?!?!  I had  resurgence of energy and ridiculousness happening in my life and I feel like I'm ready to share!

First - elephant in the room - where the hell have I been the past year?!  How has it even been a year?!  But not to deflect - honestly - I don't really know!  Work/life has just gotten the better of me and I don't really have any other excuse.  So apologies to all you lil followers.  I know how I feel when my fave blogger falls off the face of the Earth and it's not pretty!


Second - this is the reason I'm back on the sauce...the blog sauce that is...guess who's back in the dating game?!  This girl!!  And let me tell you something - it's sucks just as much as before!  I mean full disclosure - I never really got "out" of the dating game - it was more that no one wanted to play this game with me.  Haha.  BUT I seem to be sending out good vibes to alllll the wrong people - so that equals...dating mania!!  Here are 2 quick stories - yes actual stories from real life - 
  • I was "dating" this fella - he's 40 - for a lil over a month.  Moving along - things going in the right direction.  I wasn't head over heels - but it was fun to have someone and nice to have someone pay attention to me.  I finally tell all my friends about him and my mom (she never is allowed to find out until I'm ready...moms say silly things)...and LITERALLY the next day I get this text at 11 AM ON A MONDAY...I REPEAT 11 AM ON A MONDAY...
The last part said..."I hope someday you won't judge me too harshly"

  • I had been talking to this guy...again 42 so we should be past the "I'm a bachelor and I'm 29 living in a frat house".  We had made plans to go out this evening (last week).  So I texted him last night saying - "Hey still good for tomorrow?  Let me know where/when you'd like to meet.  Looking forward to it!"  This is the response I received:
Ummm "tough" and "fantasy football draft" in the same text...



So there you have it folks...game on!!!  I'm so thrilled to be dating - I can't even contain myself!  BUT I just keep telling myself...LIZZIE THERE'S A LID TO YOUR POT SOMEWHERE...YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THAT SUCKER...EVERYONE OUTA MY WAY!



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