Just A Lil Update

So I've finally moved on from my "Tindcident" (so many things you can do with that name).  Came across this and it's so nicely put…

 

Here are just a few things that have happened to me in the past few days/week:

• I may or may not have had my Hanky Panky thong on backwards yesterday (and realized it when I got home because I was THAT busy at work).
  
• Guys.  I was ALONE at the bus stop with the woman I hate!  Just me and  her!  Basically I was there first.  She freaking stands beside me to the right (line forms to the left lady) and shoves her way on first.  AND she was wearing that stupid hat & an even stupider fur/blanket/fugly coat.  I just can't with this woman!
  
• Caught up on TV…Bachelor - JP - you're kind of a douche!  My feelings towards him have drastically changed.  Love Andi for doing what she did.  I'm Team Nicki all the way - I can't bear listening to Claire's voice anymore!  Teen Mom - Janelle - really with the baby?!  RHOBH - this reunion is going to be off the chain.  Scandal - back and better than ever - LOVE!!  Just started True Detective - get involved!
  
• Took a Pilates class…thought it would be nice and relaxing.  Welp I was the only one in the class.  Good news - I got a great workout.  Bad news - I worked out really hard and was sweating like a maniac.
  
• Felt extremely old the other night…took my my younger sister and a "girl" I used to BABYSIT for out for dinner & DRINKS.  I mean what?!  There are 4 "girls" and the youngest is now in high school.  For some reason that hit me like a lead balloon…or possibly a wrecking ball.
  
• Went to the Penrose on Saturday night with a great little group!  So much fun catching up!!  My 2 favorite law students, my sister & Anna.  Basically we were there so long and drank so much that they gave us free drinks.  Is this not the best place ever?!
  
• After said drinks/dinner Anna and I went to another bar where this exchange proceeded to happen…
  Guy walks up to us completely bombed.
  Anna: "Can I help you with something?"
  Guy: "I'm from Wyoming."
  Me: "That's nice - is there something you needed?!"
  Guy: "I'm supposed to meet a girl on 82^nd & 2^nd"
  Me:  "Well that's where you are…this bar is between 81^st & 82^nd, so you're basically there."
  Guy: "How do I get there?  I’m not from around here."
  Anna: "You're there.  Just walk outside."
  Guy: "I don’t really  know this girl. It's a 'friend of a friend'."
  Anna:  "Right we get it you met on Tinder, just go hook up."
  Guy:  "I'm gonna call her because I don’t know where I need to go. "  Makes phone call.  "Ok yah so she's on 2^nd & 2^nd just like I thought.  I'll prob just walk there."
  Anna:  "Well you're 80 blocks away, so good luck."
  Guy:  Acts as if we're wrong.  Drunkenly looks at me "your friend is beautiful."  Kisses my hand. "Pleasure meeting you both."
  AND SCENE
  
• I'm very excited because I'm going to Philly after work today!! Wahooo!!  Can't wait to see Isabella!!  
  
  We're going to the Flower Show tomorrow and I'm kinda psyched!  My how things have changed from our visits of yesterday. 

I'm outa here kids!  Enjoy your weekends!  XOXO

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Oscar Night's Outrageous Outfits

Happy Monday all you little chickadees!  Once again, NYC has snow, awesome, so over it.  Sorry that's the end of that.  I hope you all had fabulous weekends, I sure did!  I'll get to that later this week....because last night...WAS OSCAR NIGHT!!!  It's a night I've been waiting for and love - and it did not disappoint!  

First - before I get to all my fashion faves/misses - Ellen did great!   I thought there were a few "lulls" that could have been taken out (aka would have made it a lil shorter so I could go to bed), but over all I thought it was great.  Loved when she made fun of J Law and Jonah Hill.  The pizza was a hit and Brad Pitt handing  out paper plates as if he was a room mom in my 1st grade class, just was amazing.  The stars seemed relaxed for the most part and all of the jokes were in good fun - which I love!  I thought the winners were well deserved, although it was a very tough year.  I think Leo was a lil short handed, BUT my boy Matthew is flawless.  I really think it was a really hard year to pick just one, I know I had a few in each category that I really thought were outstanding.  

And now...on to the fashion.  I saw a lot of neutrals and lace this year.  A lot of sparkle, too.  Honestly, I didn't have that many that I didn't think looked great.  And even those - most weren't horrible - they just fell flat.  Soooo here are my hits & misses!

Favorite Singles:

Killing IT!!!  Love this color on her and the necklace is perfect.  Amazing

The hair.  The color.  The cut.  All perfection.

Stunning.  The beading on this dress is insane.  Simple hair & makeup made the look stellar.

This color is gorg.  I'm not sold on the headband, but it's so beautiful.

Classic.  So simple and sophisticated.

Slayed it.  That top and the silhouette is just unreal.

The bow tie.  The hair.  The eyes.  I die.

One of my absolute faves of the night.  This color on her and that body of hers.  It's not fair.

Looking good Mr. Cooper!

I'm sorry but could she be any more gorg as a very pregnant woman?!  That color is perfect on her.

The only way this could be more perfect is if Ben was hanging on her arm.

Most of you know about my girl crush on Kate, so this just added to it.  This dress on her was so beyond.

That necklace is so gorg.  She really just nailed it with the all white and red lip.

Obsessed with this color.  And the jewelry is just so on point.

Am I a cougar or is Zefron just getting really hot?!  What is happening?!  

Favorite Doubles:

Flawless.  Angie is a bit more "buttoned up" than usual, but she looks great and Brad - classic!

Can you even?!  That dress is beyond and he's so handsome it's not normal.  LOVE.

These 2 just really don't disappoint.  Flawless.

Once again - they just slayed the carpet.  Couldn't be more adorable and gorg.

I'm sorry...she's pregnant with twins guys!  How amazing do these 2 look - and that color is just gorg.

Not So Much:

I adore her - but I just didn't like that middle section.  The flowers did nothing.

So boring.  The top looks like something from 1994 and the shape does zero for her.

Love him - but it's the Oscars.  Put some pants on.  And her - I can't.

Just way too much black and that dress does zero for her.

Not awful - but something just doesn't seem right.

This made me just feel really blue.

The shape is fine, but I just really did not like the top and the way her hair was - didn't work for me.

Just no.  Everything is just wrong.

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