So I've finally moved on from my "Tindcident"
(so many things you can do with that name).
Came across this and it's so nicely put…
Here are just a few things that have happened to me in
the past few days/week:
- I may or may not have had my Hanky Panky thong on
backwards yesterday (and realized it when I got home because I was THAT busy at
work).
- Guys. I was ALONE at the bus stop with the woman I hate! Just me and her! Basically I was there first. She freaking stands beside me to the right (line forms to the left lady) and shoves her way on first. AND she was wearing that stupid hat & an even stupider fur/blanket/fugly coat. I just can't with this woman!
- Caught up on TV…Bachelor - JP - you're kind of a
douche! My feelings towards him have
drastically changed. Love Andi for doing
what she did. I'm Team Nicki all the way
- I can't bear listening to Claire's voice anymore! Teen Mom - Janelle - really with the
baby?! RHOBH - this reunion is going to
be off the chain. Scandal - back and
better than ever - LOVE!! Just started
True Detective - get involved!
- Took a Pilates class…thought it would be nice and
relaxing. Welp I was the only one in the
class. Good news - I got a great
workout. Bad news - I worked out really
hard and was sweating like a maniac.
- Felt extremely old the other night…took my my younger
sister and a "girl" I used to BABYSIT for out for dinner & DRINKS. I mean what?!
There are 4 "girls" and the youngest is now in high
school. For some reason that hit me like
a lead balloon…or possibly a wrecking ball.
- Went to the Penrose on Saturday night with a great
little group! So much fun catching
up!! My 2 favorite law students, my
sister & Anna. Basically we were
there so long and drank so much that they gave us free drinks. Is this not the best place ever?!
- After said drinks/dinner Anna and I went to another bar
where this exchange proceeded to happen…
Guy walks up to us completely bombed.
Anna: "Can I help you with something?"
Guy: "I'm from Wyoming."
Me: "That's nice - is there something you needed?!"
Guy: "I'm supposed to meet a girl on 82nd & 2nd"
Me: "Well that's where you are…this bar is between 81st & 82nd, so you're basically there."
Guy: "How do I get there? I’m not from around here."
Anna: "You're there. Just walk outside."
Guy: "I don’t really know this girl. It's a 'friend of a friend'."
Anna: "Right we get it you met on Tinder, just go hook up."
Guy: "I'm gonna call her because I don’t know where I need to go. " Makes phone call. "Ok yah so she's on 2nd & 2nd just like I thought. I'll prob just walk there."
Anna: "Well you're 80 blocks away, so good luck."
Guy: Acts as if we're wrong. Drunkenly looks at me "your friend is beautiful." Kisses my hand. "Pleasure meeting you both."
AND SCENE - I'm very excited because I'm going to Philly after work
today!! Wahooo!! Can't wait to see Isabella!! We're going to the Flower Show tomorrow and I'm kinda psyched! My how things have changed from our visits of yesterday.
I'm outa here kids!
Enjoy your weekends! XOXO
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