1. People that tell stories that pointless. True story - I was on the subway the other day and this was the story that I overheard a girl telling her friend.
- "Kevin had ice water on the table and I came in and drank it. And he was like 'did you drink my water?' And I was like 'yah was it yours?'. And he was like 'yah you can have it!' Omg like omg! Isn't that hilarious?!"
Ok first off - there was zero point to that story. No one cares that you drank some one's water and there was no reaction. If he flipped out or did something crazy - then yes - by all means - please retell it. But he didn't. Kevin simply said "you can have it". End of story. And second - that is so far from omg-ing and hilarious. At not one point in that story did I even giggle or smirk. Now I know I don’t know the players - but I'll tell you - I think her friend was on the same page that I was. Just don’t tell it. OR if you do - please own up at the end that it was pointless or really not that interesting - don’t play it off like it was the best story you've ever told.