Sooo my morning started off awkward and the day has continued right down that path. Are you surprised?!
I was walking to work this morning and right as I was leaving Dunkin Donuts for a lil morning iced tea, I saw this girl that I was convinced was this girl that I went to high school and college with. So me being me start chasing after her yelling her name (let's call her Jessica). The girl does not turn around, so I continue yelling and running, "JESSICA! JESSICA!".
Finally she turns around - completely not the girl at all. Just some stranger. Thank God she was friendly because we both burst out laughing and I of course apologized for being a raving lunatic at 8 am. She just laughed it off and said "well good to know I have a doppelganger running around this city".
Which made me think…do we all have a doppelganger running around?! I mean I've never seen/met mine - that's probably for the best. I can barely handle one of me - let alone 2. Have any of you ever met yours?? Do you think we have them?? Who's with me?! Am I just having "deep thoughts" alone on a Thursday afternoon??
So then I get to work and continue my day. I'm wearing, for the first time, a Spanx slip under my dress. Again, file this under, "good idea at the time". While still in my apartment I was all "this is the best thing ever - I love it - never taking it off". Now I'm about one fat roll away from hurling this thing across the room.
It keeps rolling down/riding up. At one point I was trying to shimmy it down and realized that I had somehow turned it inside out and upside down. Not an easy fete - but I managed. So the whole day I've just been pulling this thing all over the place and praying that no one actually sees me.
I also had the biggest craving for Sour Patch Kids today - like so bad I had to leave work, go to Duane Reade and buy a pack. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Jersey Shore in the hizzous tonight! Who's excited?! I'm also just stoked that tomorrow is Friday!!! What what! Can't wait for the freakin' weekend!!
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